For what they did to you I will never lay to rest. @divorced_dadjt 🖤
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me waving off the bouncer after I find the guy that's been fast passing jelly roll on touch tunes
I'm an extreme cheapskate and deal finder. I will never understand why these platforms think I will buy anything that isnt 90% off.
a rescue I was walking broke thru his harness to fight a small dog that barked at him. I tackled him to stop him from catching that dog. I'm wrangling my dog on the ground the small dog owner comes up and asks "are you okay" NO BITCH, and your dog wont be either if you dont GTFO
my highschool didnt suspend the serial harasser who had illicit images on his school laptop UNTIL he broke a brand new thousand dollar brass instrument THEN they suspended him. which they rescinded anyways because his mom threatened to sue.
my old neighbors left around 7 am. I know this because their cars doors would be opened and SLAMMED shut FIFTEEN PLUS times. I wanted to go out there and ask them what could possibly require opening and closing the door THAT MANY times.
in the 1st grade I did a show & tell about a news story about a guy killing a giant bore. why the fuck would they let me do that. It crushed too! they loved it.
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Smoking weed with my girlfriend: awesome, im so comfy rn i could die happy right in this moment.
Smoking weed without my girlfriend: I am going to build a shotgun in my garage.
the Cavs offered Anderson Varejão a ring after playing 31 games then being traded in 2016. He declined it. But then accepted the Warriors ring from 2017 of which he only played 17 games.
Lorenzo Brown says the Raptors never gave him an NBA championship ring after waiving him in 2019
He played in 26 of Toronto’s first 42 games before being waived on January 7, roughly halfway through the regular season.
Lorenzo: “I was there, bro. I was there working”
Toronto also didn’t give rings to Jonas Valanciunas (30 games), Delon Wright (49) or C.J. Miles (40), who were traded that season.
Theo: “Toronto Raptors, do the right thing. Send him his ring. He's a part of that”
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okay but i also think yall don’t know the lore. netflix didn’t “cast” the show, it literally is just a group of friends who were already doing sketch comedy (using their real names!!!)
I'm open to sponsors. I'll put your stickers on the windows. @DetroitAxle @partsgeek @RockAuto_Parts @CarPartscom @donutmedia @SpeeedCo lets make the sickest 2008 Hyundai Tucson we can!
Hey there, Tamara, what's it like in H3 City?
I'm married anyway, but girl, tonight, you look so pretty
Yes, you do
Tel Aviv can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
We are only 4 games into the season!!! It has been 82 game season for 60 years. The level of play HAS raised but these kind of injuries weren't THIS frequent 5 years ago! the level of play from 5 years ago hasnt changed THAT much. Their work outs and training have to contribute.
