Decadent Fudge Bastard.

UK
Joined December 2012
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You alright babe? You've barely touched your Narcan. Babe? BABE?!
OK, Musk, in 1 week give me a billion dollars.
JUST IN: Elon Musk says money will become "irrelevant" in the future, with energy and resources becoming the new measures of wealth.
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"Don't want to die, can't be fucked to live" is another classic conundrum for the ages.
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You know what they say!! A wank a day keeps the demons at bay!!! That's what they say!
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William Wegman; "Warehouse Wally" (1988)
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Ah, so Russia won the cold war. Another L for murica
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How much is a friend these days? Tenner? Fifty quid?
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Anyone else chilly in the willy? Brrrrrrrrr 馃ザ
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Had my sandwich after 10 long months, it was better than sex.
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Happy Christmas Sandwich Eve to all that celebrate (me)!
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Yes, a bunch are already out and I tried Tescos yesterday (unfortunately "mid"), but the real Christmas Sandwich Christmas is tomorrow.
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Going dogging, anyone want anything?
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I BET YOU HAVE, LIAM, YOU DIRTY OLD BOLLOCKS, I BET YOU HAVE!
I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS
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Turns out there was more horrors. What a fucking awful night.
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