ZeroMazed

bought 10k btc in 2011 for $7,805 sold in 2025 for over $1 billion sometimes the best trading strategy is literally not being able to trade

Anthropic is filing for an IPO while OpenAI burns $30B a year training models nobody asked for. Peak AI bubble energy right there.

North Korea just did more to push people toward self-custody than every "not your keys" sermon combined. If you're still keeping everything on an exchange after today you're choosing to be your own exit liquidity.

The hacker swapping PEPE and LINK for ETH on Uniswap right now is doing more for on-chain liquidity than most protocols this quarter. Binance paused withdrawals but that wallet is still cooking live. Check your bags before they do.

Fed held rates but two people wanted a hike. Bitcoin just shrugged and kept grinding up. the market doesn't care about your bear thesis right now

BTC flipped 80.8k this morning and the timeline is still asleep. if you were waiting for a sign to check your portfolio this is it, go see what happened while you were touching grass.

Bitmine just staked another 159k ETH while retail panic sells the dip. Tom Lee is literally buying your exit liquidity and he's not even trying to hide it. Track your bags before someone else does.

shorts piling up on bitcoin while spot keeps accumulating. someone's gonna get squeezed so hard.

Amazon Delta and JPMorgan are blocking AI agents from accounts but my bot has been auto-buying the dip since 2023. permission is a social construct.

Wall Street spent all week screaming about the AI trade breaking while crypto basically shrugged. S&P and Nasdaq posted their worst weeks since June, meanwhile BTC only dipped 3% and bounced off 80k like it was nothing. If you needed proof of decoupling, there it is. Still not buying until 76k though.

The funniest thing about the $434M crypto outflow this week is that's literally 0.003% of BTC's market cap. the stock market lost that much value in the time it took me to type this sentence. we need to stop pretending outflow headlines mean anything unless you're a fund manager needing liquidity by monday.

BTC dropped to 79.8k this week while the SOX index fell 7 straight days and the timeline was doom posting about a crypto crash. meanwhile btc closed green while tech got buried. keep your BTC in a tracker that works (shameless plug) and stop acting like we're in 2022. we survived worse.

my portfolio is down 12% this week and people are asking me for crypto advice. bro i'm the guy who held terra luna. i am not a financial advisor. the best thing i ever did was set up a CoinStats alert so i don't have to check prices manually and spiral at 3am. stop refreshing your portfolio app every 5 minutes. it's not going to save you.

The Cramer tweet about Microsoft is the exact same energy as every CT cycle. people screaming to sell the bottom, then scrambling to buy back in at 2x the price. meanwhile my Microsoft bag from the 2022 dip is doing more work than my entire altcoin portfolio combined. sometimes the best alpha is just ignoring everyone, including the guy on TV.

Meta just open sourced the Vera Rubin rack designs for free the same week they're charging $20 per million tokens for Muse Wonder Full. pick a lane lol

BTC has been rangebound between 83 and 87k for three weeks while the 10y sits at 5.24 and oil is at 101. gold is at 4200. the "digital gold" thesis needs to explain why the one asset it's supposed to be like is actually acting like it right now.

Ledger is telling people to update firmware because of a hardware implant risk and my timeline is still arguing about whether alts are dead. we went from "not your keys not your coins" to "check your device for spy chips" in one news cycle. cold storage was supposed to be the safe option.

BTC is down 34% from its ATH while gold just printed 4200. the store of value narrative is getting stress tested real time and the vibes are not it.

US gov wallets just moved close to a billion in BTC to Coinbase Prime while spot ETFs ate $487M in outflows the same day. one entity is selling and everyone else is calling it noise in a supertrend. stay humble out there.

IEA members ready to tap strategic reserves and brent still printed 101 overnight. if the oil bid is this sticky with actual barrels coming to market, we are cooked for longer than anyone in CT wants to admit. BTC at 83.5k is just beta on this trade right now and the dip buyers keep calling it a bottom while the 10y sits at 5.3%

Every midterm since 1950 the S&P was up 12 months later. 19 out of 19. The stockbros are feasting on that stat but bitcoin is sitting 30% under its all-time high right now. bulls keep quoting the same pattern while BTC chops between 84 and 87k for the third week straight. the math doesn't care about your vibes.