Zima

Statistically speaking, there’s someone out there who’s thing is that they’re REALLY into someone seasoning them like some chicken

$2000 and still only 256gb

Selling Freddy to someone else is one thing, but making me pay Elon Musk $8 just to tell me to fuck off via dm instead of just saying this in your reply is evil

I think my notifications are bugged, just got a blank one

Hey @SpiritHalloween why would a district manager write down my information (starting the list) to buy the FNAF animatronic and tell me I’d get a call when it was ready just to turn around and sell it to someone else before it even arrived at the store? I was there before too

They should make big chip

Spilled some Crest 3dWhite™ while brushing my teeth, now my dick got vitiligo

Someone made a TikTok account using my email last Friday and now every few days I get an email with updates. They’ve already grinded up to 5 followers. Will be recovering and deleting the account once he hits it big

Two drinks deep

Officially hit unc status

Traffic is going to be awful that day

My ach transfers have been going through same day lately. Can’t imagine what this means for the economy

They are now no longer the same age

Yeah that’s it I’m killing myself

Alright I’m gonna need all the pkers to help me out here. What are the new hotspots, metas, etc?

Told you my return would make history

Bitch that’s an orgy

Swinging my balls side to side like a pendulum