ZoTweets

Hack for people who struggle with foggy glasses while wearing a mask: it only happens if you breathe

Hand sanitizer be exposing all my paper cuts

In Pakistan, all you need to do to become a celebrity is hire the right photographer for your wedding and bam

Is 9:51am too early to have biryani

My Gamala Harris

Can You be called How to get away with murder

Can they stop with the samosa ads

Cuticles are hardly cute enough to deserve that name

Imagine social media never come back this is it. The end. Twitter only

In case you’re wondering why whatsapp is stuck

Yeh "just want to see something" wale tweets is me asking my friends for their assignments in LUMS jab khud kuch nahin aata tha lekin cool bhi banna tha

How have they not invented 3D video calling yet it makes no sense I wanna hug people

If this means that KFC everywhere else in the world is gonna start tasting like KFC in Pakistan IM HERE FOR IT

Cloudy beach days are so underrated

A real conversation I had today: Me: Hi how are you? Them: good how are you? Me: good how are you?

All it takes is a stranger who bends down to pick a card that fell out of your bag to remind you that men should really wear their pants higher