Investor and trader of things. Solana maxi.
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Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
Hey @toly , the economy has been struggling lately, so I have an idea.
If you give $BURNIE $2,10, I’ll subscribe to your profile for $2,10.
That way, we’ve both stimulated the economy with a total of $4,20, and we’re still equally poor.
But here's how I'll sell you on it: you’ll get a free $2,10 as gift from the committee! (Straight out of your own pocket, of course.)
Because that is how good real socialism works.
For now, let’s stimulate the economy together. Houses can come later.
THE PLAN IS PERFECT. ☭
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
Hey @toly , the economy has been struggling lately, so I have an idea.
If you give $BURNIE $2,10, I’ll subscribe to your profile for $2,10.
That way, we’ve both stimulated the economy with a total of $4,20, and we’re still equally poor.
But here's how I'll sell you on it: you’ll get a free $2,10 as gift from the committee! (Straight out of your own pocket, of course.)
Because that is how good real socialism works.
For now, let’s stimulate the economy together. Houses can come later.
THE PLAN IS PERFECT. ☭
🤖 Made with AI
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
May your chips keep multiplying—and may the state remember to allocate you one.
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
At this moment solana:CGEDT9QZDvvH5GmVkWJH2BXiMJqMJySC9ihWyr7Spump already seized the salary of my whole year.
Hopefully @toly will free me from socialism.
Comrades. Starter home now costs $1 million.
First home now arrives at age 40.
This is not failure.
This is waiting list working as designed.
Just as my career in Vermont.
First real job at 39, Mayor of Burlington, 1981.
45 years in government since. Never one day building anything.
In the Union, the young man waited 20 years for apartment.
Here he waits only 12 more years. We are catching up.
The builders want to build more houses.
The Committee says no permit, no zoning, no lumber, please wait.
Fewer houses, more need, more need, more Committee.
Shortage is not problem to solve. Shortage is job security.
The 5 year plan is perfect. ☭
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
Comrades. Starter home now costs $1 million.
First home now arrives at age 40.
This is not failure.
This is waiting list working as designed.
Just as my career in Vermont.
First real job at 39, Mayor of Burlington, 1981.
45 years in government since. Never one day building anything.
In the Union, the young man waited 20 years for apartment.
Here he waits only 12 more years. We are catching up.
The builders want to build more houses.
The Committee says no permit, no zoning, no lumber, please wait.
Fewer houses, more need, more need, more Committee.
Shortage is not problem to solve. Shortage is job security.
The 5 year plan is perfect. ☭
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
Imagine being the richest country on Earth and still making a basic home feel like a luxury.
Something needs to change.
Build for the next generation, not just the next quarter.
$BURNIE
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
Comrade, you live in the house.
You pay the taxes.
You maintain it.
But when the plan needs it, the plan takes it.
This is how real equality works.
No one truly owns anything except the state.
The 5 year plan is perfect☭
Best regards,
Sleep Agent 2028
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
If I had sold, I would have ended up in prison. Now, I’m being thrown into the gulag. Either way: pure communism ☭
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
Article 154? Agent Burnie is opening a new department: no selling memes without a permit. ☭😭
$BURNIE — the black market of political memes.
🤖 Made with AI
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
Burnie thought they had a five-year plan. Turns out he was the only one planning.
Now he’s discovering the one thing he can’t nationalize: Toly’s attention. @BurnieSendersX @toly
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
Propaganda? Everywhere the word propaganda is being said, I will show up.
We should use @BurnieSendersX as propaganda comrade.
The commitee is calling everyone to join my plan. The plan that no one ever tried ☭
Zyntrora 🐂🀄️ retweeted
And btw, big thanks to @elonmusk for the visibility and this amazing platform you saved.
1B views.
8 months ago, I started posting here with no strategy, no plan, no ghostwriter. Just what was on my mind, unfiltered.
Today, my account crossed 1 billion impressions.
I still can't fully process that number.
I've always been insanely curious. Curious about how civilizations rise. How they fall. Why some people build cathedrals and others build rules. Why freedom always looks fragile right before it disappears.
That curiosity is all I've been sharing here. And 1B times, someone stopped to read it.
So before anything else: thank you. Everyone who read, replied, disagreed, shared, bookmarked. You didn't just give me reach. You gave me proof that millions of people are asking the same questions I am.
Now let me tell you what I actually believe.
I want to live in a world where people stay free. Free to think. Free to speak. Free to build. Free to fail. Free to be wrong.
And I think we are living through one of the rare moments in human history where the bureaucrats can win.
Not with tanks. Not with violence. With comfort.
They won't take your freedom by force. They'll ask you to hand it over in exchange for being "protected."
Protected from misinformation. Protected from risk. Protected from danger. Protected from yourself.
Every surveillance law, every digital ID, every programmable currency, every scanned private message comes wrapped in the same promise: it's for your safety.
That's how freedom dies. Not in one dramatic moment, but through a thousand reasonable-sounding regulations, each one accepted because the alternative felt scarier.
If they win, they won't need chains. Humanity will enslave itself, willingly, in exchange for the illusion of safety.
This is why I write. This is why I build.
We're standing at the edge of the most powerful technological shift in history. AI, space, energy, biology. We have the tools to become a radically different kind of civilization.
But technology alone guarantees nothing. The same tools that can free us can also cage us forever. It all depends on who holds them, and whether individuals stay sovereign.
That's the real fight.
Defending civilization and keeping people free are not two separate battles. They are the same battle.
And I believe it's the ultimate fight of our generation. The last one we have to win before humanity moves on to whatever comes next.
1B views tells me one thing: I'm not alone in this.
Thank you. Truly.
Now let's go win it.
