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⚕️ | macho nne | whoever has my voodoo doll please snap my neck 😐

kwa bush
Joined January 2014
maybe we should try killing one bird with two stones for a change.. 😐
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Arsenal and that terrorist Arteta are going to dominate the premier league for a very long time, i've made peace with that
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Mt Kenya
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this is the best app in the world 😂
Replying to @RamzZy_
And, how does that make you feel?
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Nigga must have birthed that boy himself like a seahorse
King Harris celebrating his son’s 2nd Birthday 🎂
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My contract na Watford imekua announced to the public pale green app
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😭😭😭 disband this county 😂😂 – at Nyali, Kenya
A healthy and wealthy county living in harmony with the environment. #GladysWangaDelivers
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Wait wanaeka hio dawa huko? Sasa ukimunch ukiwa na hoba unapona
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Ne-Yo gave us generational hits, that nigga has no single bad song
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Take such tweets seriously at your own risk
rien n’est plus attirant qu’un mec qui avoue qu’il te manque et qu’il est complètement obsédé par toi
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i've been romanticising my delulu for a hot minute now & it has honestly done wonders for my mental health.. looking forward to an epic crashout once reality kicks in haha
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“Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist” definitely first in my bloodline to read words like this lmaooo
Skeka unajua wewe umeanza kudinyana juzijuzi 5yrs ago Ruto akiingia statehouse…wanaume walianza kudinyana 20yrs ago watakuambia a lot has changed in this industry.Anyway let me break it down to you as a whore and as an economist,sahii bila a minimum of like 7k huezi kula type yako we jua.. haiyaa ,,,hizo soo chwani urgently mkijuana iite 1k assuming anaishi Ngong Rd wewe unaishi Thika akikuja na cab which is definitely To and From that is 3k assuming ni dem matei mzinga moja na kakwonje ya kutoa lock juu anakuja sleepover 2k hayaa lazima mtapika tuseme kanyama na rice 800(nyama 300 ingredients 100 rice 200 na 100 ni cost ya gas fuel na breko ya 100) mdinyane halafu arudi kwake na panty baridi no ROI on her end and she still has bills waiting for her alternatively she can switch on her camera and get that 7k from like 15men online,none has touched her na kama she’s in corporate ataamkia tu mboka no inconvenience after all sex to women is a want not a need and whenever she wants she can easily get..Tukisema wantam nyinyi wanaume mnafaa kukuwa hapo mbele juu tukiendelea hivi kudinyana itakuwa a sport only the rich men with disposable income can afford juu sidhani utatumia 10k kwa umalaya kila weekend na ujiendeleze kimaisha .Sio story na madem kutopenda kuchoka ni ati if there are women monetizing their private parts what then makes me lesser of a woman na ndio maana wasichana wanasema ndoa inabamba mafala juu huko ndio huezi monetize your private parts yet your husband is spending outside for “new pussy”
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Hear me out. The Arboretum A group of friends Spelling bee, charades, amateur math then Kenya at 50 over drinks
An adult spelling bee would humble a lot of us.
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i can’t believe bill gates named that company after his penis
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taking your bath at midnight so it counts for two days>>>>>
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i might not be as strong as i thought i was
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it's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.. 😐
People who go on a first date with cond0ms, what is your motive??
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Hakuna Bitumen
What's happening at the immigration office surely! Mbona passport hazitoki?
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Sisi tunadhania ni forex kumbe we ni class rep huko North Carolina
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the plot twist on this is crazy lmaoo
Due for a Surgery.. Pray 🙏 🤲 for me guys
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