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35 Year Old Boomer - Gears, Droids, Guns - Compute Connoisseur / Hardware Knower of Things. ex-Epic Games, my Twitter, my opinions. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿/🇺🇸

North Carolina, USA
Joined April 2009
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Can’t a guy just be Guldan Shower
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I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don't want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.
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if youre afraid of AI taking your job, then youve clearly never had a job where the job description was "figure out what needs doing and do it"
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LinkedIn is gonna go crazy about these cybersecurity attacks when they find out next month
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i know who i am
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2016: I use technology every day and I love it. 2026: I want a job as a park ranger that only needs a flip phone
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$299 for Apple TV 4K isn’t a bad price, but I can’t find the screen size specs. Guessing 55 or 65” LED based on similarly priced 4K TVs.
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Go buy a suppressor. Buy an SBR. Buy three. Today. Right now. Over the counter. No wait. Put a stock on a shorty. Put a vert grip on a pistol. Bask in it. Revel in it. Post them on the internet. Hold them in your hands. Rub them with Hoppes and tell them they're special. You're special. You deserve it.
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 ATF Releases NFA guidance in response to the Texas NFA lawsuit: "Effective October 9, 2026, ATF will no longer require individuals to seek ATF approval under the NFA before making or transferring short-barreled rifles, short-barreled shotguns, silencers, and “any other weapon[s]” as defined in 26 U.S.C. § 5845(e). ATF will also no longer require such items to be registered in the National Firearms Registration and Transfer Record. These policies apply uniformly to anyone otherwise subject to these requirements, not just to the plaintiffs in the litigation."
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first we beat your hockey team next we colonize your foodways inshallah it will all be part of long carolina soon 🙏
The first Bojangles in the world with a full bar and a live band just opened on the Strip. (📸 JT Cruz)
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| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | Don't Push | | to Production | | on Friday | |___________| (\___/) || (⌾ㅅ⌾) || /   づ
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openai: "we literally solved math" me: "nice one. now please use the doordash cli to order me some orange chicken"
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how it feels to have never learned to code
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> wake up > 10 claude code sessions > 10 codex sessions > 3 terminals > 47 agents > approve everything > building absolutely nothing > sleep
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No one is saying it, but everyone’s thinking it.
Replying to @Wowhead
the streamers will hit cap in a week no matter what you nerf. the guy who gets slowed down is the dad with 90 minutes after bedtime
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When you hear Lady Gaga, that’s your cue that I’m on the stage.
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Gotta start playing games like this to keep up
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starting “circle back after the holidays” season October 2 this year, as a treat
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"Are you logging onto World of Warcraft today?"
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my rage is low my inventory is full i can't do that yet
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software engineer, formally technical
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