try being my size AMY.....you DON’T KNOW

Atlanta
Joined May 2013
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : Stoned
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passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”
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She did a background check on him and found out he got money
Love Is Blind's Stew and Jax reunite after she ghosted him in the pods 👀
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NORTHWEST FUNNY ASF FOR THISSSS!!!!
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his nosey assssfghjkll thats boots on the ground journalism baby
Spotted: Paul Rudd trying to enter Art of Play, the magic shop in Brooklyn where Kelly Clarkson says she was treated poorly by staff. 👀 📸: BACKGRID
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Unfortunately I’m at work beefing with a 60+ year old woman but if it’s up then it’s up Geraldine!
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if i cut a cake and there’s tomatoes inside im killing everyone in that room
Tomato cake was a hit
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I get so nervous when someone has my phone because i genuinely don’t know what’s on my phone
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wouldn’t post my man even if he went missing.. don’t worry i will find him
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ion body shame but let a fat bitch get smart
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bro I can tell ur on cigarettes
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me when i say “i hope they die” with the wrong people
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i love to get in the bed and lay the fuck down
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i love saying “sounds good” at work when i dont care at all
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I wish Ma was real so she could be on Traitors.
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She done found her some trade on set
scrolling through a bunch of carrie bts posts from the actors and what’s going on here…
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Big after moving to Paris:
I just don’t care about Carrie I’m sorry
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