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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
christopher retweeted
passing a problem off to my supervisor and saying “that’s why you get paid the big bucks”
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Unfortunately I’m at work beefing with a 60+ year old woman but if it’s up then it’s up Geraldine!
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I get so nervous when someone has my phone because i genuinely don’t know what’s on my phone


































