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Human Psychology | Dark Humor | FC Barcelona | Hosea 4:6 Look around you; We are surrounded by foolish people, you're no exception and neither am I.

Joined December 2024
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A person who has subconsciously chosen that they are not willing to be teachable, unlearn and relearn is a person you shouldn’t waste time arguing with. You can never beat a fool at a fool’s game.
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Inter Miami was leading Orlando 2-0. Messi, scored the third goal and after he scored, he told Orlando's bench of substitutes if they wanted his autograph. And in the end, Orlando won the game from 3-0 to 4-3😂😂 Messi started fighting 😂
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Statements like this piss me off Cause why must shit be hard You like me, I like you too. The end
Some of you are VERY easy 😭and it’s so scary
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It's easier for a traditional bank to recover from a hack than a crypto exchange. This fundamental difference is why fiat won’t get replaced and crypto will be second fiddle.
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Is there even a normal goal here?😭😭😭
Cristiano Ronaldo's Al Nassr goal catalogue is insane bro
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if na white man ebi hack, but if ebi black man ebi fraud.
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea responsible for $6 billion Binance hack, CNN reports.
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“If you have money,you will enjoy Nigeria” is classism to me. All of us should be able to enjoy it,broke or not.
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They have removed Magodo from the national grid...
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This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Thank you Netflix for warning me this 18-part documentary about serial killers also has scenes with smoking
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I can never run out of please, thank you, sorry, and you’re welcome.
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Number used to be 99%. We're making progress.
BREAKING: 96% of sports bettors lose money
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1. I have a diffuser in every room 2. I clean 2-3 times a week but it’s not always deep cleaning 3. When I clean I add fabric softener & an essential oil in the bucket 4. No shoes are allowed 5. All windows are open during the day,EVERYDAY
To the people whose houses always smell amazing, what's your routine?
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My mom: Where have you been? Your dad is absolutely furious... My dad:
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I’d like to know what Grey’s conversion rate for Moonshot looked like . Apparently headline sponsorship costs N100m.
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I recreated subvocal in 9 minutes with one prompt for AirPods Pro 3. Source: github.com/joeblau/subvox
We’ve raised $1.3M from YC & Afore Capital so you never have to type or speak again. Typing is slow. Talking into your computer is awkward. Subvocal fixes both Our glasses give you the speed of speech without you making a sound or touching a keyboard. It tracks your internal speech muscles with non-contact sensing and decodes silent, almost invisible mouthing into text at more than 200 words/min. Pre-orders are now live at: subvocal.co/preorder?utm_sou…
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delaying your haircut intentionally to look rough just to make that glow up more iconic is a cheatcode not everyone knows about
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These uber drivers don’t try this rubbish with men, only women that they can oppress. Make I no record inside your car? Lol he’s not serious
“I don’t allow videos in my car, my car is not a content house, it’s not for content, it’s not for making videos” Uber driver warns his passenger trying to make videos of herself in his car 🙆🏼‍♂️
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I'm Indian. I'm glad you asked. Your capitalist elites have created university courses aimed towards attracting indian student who act as their cashcows. After completing studies those indian students stay in your countries & take jobs to recover the money they spent
Why are Indians now one of the largest immigrant groups in ~every western country but not 20 years ago? There were a lot of Indians back then too
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After my first hint at a possible Major Sell on $XAU, took 3 months before it began properly, which was January 2026.
Replying to @KingFtpFx
XAU buy momentum is exhausted and needs to absorb significant amount of demands before possibly continuing upwards— amongst other things Fill and unfilled orders. 🧏🏾
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Every time I see Notebook ship a new thing, I’m like, damn, if I were still an undergraduate, I would have gone ham on it. But then I remember Football Manager is also shipping new features and pause.
☎️ Calling all students: You can now access hundreds of textbooks directly in Notebook, for no charge. From publishers like S Chand Publishing, OpenStax, and Open Textbook Library— browse, select and upload them as sources to ace all of your upcoming exams (no more excuses, ok?)
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