I be Lady oh || Kafkaing my way through life, one story at a time || 🩺 || Karaoke Addict
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Don’t know how people manage to read on call (while doing PP).
The only thing I think about is how quickly I can go home to my bed
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Sensitive Summer Thing🥀 retweeted
I just came out of Kuje Prison where I visited my colleague @Mazi_OJD, who is currently remanded in the prison over @fijnigeria’s reports.
Daniel was his usual ebullient self, full of smiles, unruffled and even cracking jokes. I do worry for him, though, knowing his long-running battle with asthma.
I understand that the Inspector General of Police deemed me “at large” and asked for a bench warrant to arrest me and bring me to court. That won’t be necessary; I’m coming to court.
As of this moment, I have not yet been served any criminal charge or proof of evidence, either personally or by other substituted means. However, after being briefed by @fijnigeria’s lawyers on Tuesday’s court proceedings, I have decided to appear before the Federal High Court, Abuja, on December 1, 2026 for my arraignment as the second defendant in the case.
The law requires the IGP to ensure personal service of the Criminal Charge and Proof of Evidence on me; this has not been done but I will appear in court as a show of respect for the court. A truthteller has nothing to fear or any reason to run.
With me on the visit to Daniel were @thefunkeadeoye, founder of Hope Behind Bars Africa, and @busola_ajibola, deputy director, journalism, at CJID.
We thank everyone who has lent their voice to #FreeDanielOjukwu. The quest to protect the freedom of the press requires relentless courage in the face of fire; none of us must give up!
Just saw one hot UBTH internship love story on BBnaija
If you didn’t get anybody it’s because you were a recalcitrant fornicator
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Lmaoo
Used to exchange for and eat 4-6 eggs with my bread all before Sunday Mass at 8am😂
Boarding students and funny practices.
How can you have a whopping 7 eggs on your food because you did "business" with other students?
I've been shaking my head since this morning. Undecided whether to punish the students involved or just warn them.
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Friend referred me to a loctician at the beginning of the year
went to check out her out recently and saw she’s moved to Calgary💀
Naija<<<<
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this book is 75% ragebait
there’s a scarcely a page you will pass without seeing black slave
also the last story I just read
how can someone stab his wife(cousin) on the basis of an untruth, cut her into pieces, arrange in a chest and throw into the sea. then
Been reading Arabian nights and seeing 'repair' used as a synonym for 'return'
Had to check its etymology to understand that it was obtained from the Old French word 'repairier' which meant to return or come back
English is so cool sometimes 😂
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have little to no interest in IVF and it really baffles me
must be my Catholic guilt working overtime in the background 💀
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Really dislike people who promise and fail
This one almost swore with all the deities of his father’s land and still did not deliver his promise
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Saw a verse in Proverbs that likened sloth to being a great destroyer
Finished all my tasks that day💀
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Heyy people
Please who has any idea about how to navigate converting MBBS transcripts to a GPA/Percentage scale?🤲🏽
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Sensitive Summer Thing🥀 retweeted
If you need further proof of how trippy Nigerians get once they get put in a position of power (no matter how small), just go and look into CDS excos.
Oho
The only excuse for parking your car on a highway, then whipping out your penis to urinate while staring at passersby is undiagnosed T2DM
Please how the hell are we supposed to successfully eradicate smell pollution in this city when everywhere you look in a public place, there is a stupid man holding his penis out, defacing the environment with his urine???????
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