The lyrics to Bryan Adams' new song "Lake Ontario": From glacial erosion - to indigenous care From European exploration - to industrial wear and tear The "lake of shining waters" is what the Iroquois called her It's a first nations name - not an executive order But things weren't going his way in Iran So like a baby tossing the toys from the pram He may have thought it best to throw a low blow And create a real dog and pony show But it feels like another distraction While the Epstein files were getting traction One day they'll come out and we'll say "there you go" And then we'll all dive into Lake Ontario After centuries of trade and war People settled down on the banks and shores All rivalries and conflicts - had all but ceased But it just took one dude to break that peace But things weren't going his way in Iran So like a baby tossing the toys from the pram He may have thought it best to throw a low blow And create a real dog and pony show But it feels like another distraction While the Epstein files were getting traction One day they'll come out, and we'll say "there you go" And then we'll all dive into Lake Ontario