@_Craton

COYG

 Papua New Guinea
Joined May 2010
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You’re making things up cause what do you mean? 😭😭
Portia Moemedi
@PortiaMoemedi4h
Ozempic is causing people’s vaginas to fall out of their bodies😭😭😭😂😂😂. What is the correlation between the pelvic floor and Ozempic????
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goma
@soigomaaOct 26
Im so sorry for the loss of the scientists in that car crash next week🕊️
TVP
@TheveripostOct 26
Scientists in Japan have figured out how to make cancer cells end themselves. They forced cancer cells to poison themselves by creating a toxin that reacts with carbon monoxide, causing the toxin to only affect cancer cells. Normal cells were unharmed in lab tests.
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Then people wonder why I hate the church. Bunch of scammers
FearBuck
@FearedBuck15h
A Cleveland pastor introduces her husband’s second wife to the congregation at Lifeworks Church in Cleveland, Ohio, yesterday.
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Announcing her return to the streets.
Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦
@_Bongekile_5h
What’s the whole point of posting these pictures on your Instagram when you recently divorced ?
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Another reminder why in community of property is absolutely pathetic
Le rata depth gore.
@Ketso284h
Finding out Tamia married Andile Mpisane in community of property almost ruined my day until I remembered she probably married him for money. Nou di kosa gore a kitime di case le SARS because of him. 😭
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This just showed me you don’t know ball.
TK_Nala@NalaThokozane5h
Harry Kane did not qualify to win the #BallonDor Based on performance, Dembele or Lamine Yamal should have won the award.
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Mina I’m scared of SARS. I once got a notification that I was accumulating penalties for failing to file a return. Amount was ca.2000. Within a few month it was ca.8000. I called SARS immediately to sort it out.
Mbekezeli@MbekezeliMB12h
Today, the KwaZulu-Natal High Court authorised the auction sale of five Sandton properties owned by Shaun Mkhize (a.k.a Mpisane) towards paying the R105m tax debt owed to SARS by her, her son and her companies. saflii.org/za/cases/ZAKZDHC/…
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I’ve been saying this for a while and I’m not even a tax expert. I hope these influencers have tax specialists that they consult.
Khaya Sithole
@CoruscaKhaya4h
news24.com/business/opinion/…
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Deciding what to eat 3x a day
Kaudinge yaShityeinge PhD
@nata_ngwe22h
To those that live alone, whats the hardest part of living alone?👀
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Kane clears them both this season by a mile.
Hlovo
@hlovo_9h
In my opinion if we looked at individual brilliance then Mbappe was the strongest candidate—he just lacked silverware. Lamine won all the major trophies but he wasn’t the best player in those competitions. So I guess it’s only fair that Harry Kane takes it because he’s got a good balance of both. I don’t think anyone got robbed.
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Marques Brownlee
@MKBHD11h
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Slatt♱
@SlatDontMissOct 25
Kai Cenat was in disbelief to find out Samsung had foldable phones years before Apple after meeting someone in Japan 😭😭
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Harry Kane had to leave the Premier League to win the Ballon D’or. Halaand will win it once he goes to Barca - it’s clear.
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I have been saying this on socials for 12 years and have consistently been shut down down for it, yet every year people call the award a sham 😂
Lyés
@LyesBouzidi1010h
Once people stop treating the Ballon D’Or as a legacy award that makes or breaks a players career, the less upset they’ll be about the result of it and we can gradually stop acting like the opinions of a bunch of journalists as the be all end all.
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Mocking Saka after the great work he has done for charities and people across the world. 🏥 Funded 120 life-changing surgeries for children in Nigeria 🌍 Sponsored 100 pediatric surgeries across Kenya, Rwanda & Tanzania 🇹🇷 Housed 26 displaced families after the Turkey earthquake 🇲🇦 Built a village shelter for 255 people in Morocco 🎒 Donated 1,000+ school uniforms to families in West London 🎓 Funded academic scholarships for 20 international students Drop the agenda
Kee Thomas
@KeeThomasMDT10h
Congratulations to Bukayo Saka for winning the Socrates Award at the Ballon d’Or awards. The Nandos sauce was lovely. Fully deserved. 👏
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Mazda MX5 or Honda S2000
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This is a surprise to absolutely no one.
The White Rabbit
@TheWyteRabbit1Oct 25
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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RSQ8 performante
CarsofForzaSA@CarsofMzansiOct 26
The Lamborghini Urus Performante isnt an easy car to get & with most sitting about R10m it can seem like a bargain to see 2 Examples listed at R9.3m But I have posted these before & I remain sure its actually one car marketed by 2 dealers in 2 provinces... So where is it?
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I’m questioning how’s she’s with someone who chews like that 🫠
bad influencer 🇿🇦@ta_marah7Oct 26
Gents, this is the proof that we only need money
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I really want a pre-2010 collectible car. 🥹
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This is the money they will “clean” at these night clubs
Putin
@Zaddy_Bruh21h
Nigerian nationals in South Africa were caught and arrested for printing R100 bills in their apartment
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