
Christ is King!!! || 100% degen || Top holder || diamond hand || #ℏ₿arChief #cryptonic.ℏbar.Ⱥlgo.sol.near
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Jonic.ℏ retweeted
Oh shet!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I clocked something..
Rent is always paid for, nobody notices that the DSTV subscription hasn’t gone off since, nobody notices that the kids haven’t stayed home since they started schooling, nobody notices how the cooking gas is always filled when it finishes, notice how there’s always light in the house even with the crazy units, there’s always fuel in gen when there’s no light.
Nobody appreciates the Man SPECIALLY for all these.. it’s seen as “that’s his job”.. he gets no special props for it.
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But the moment you ask why there’s no food in the kitchen and/or why the kitchen is dirty..
It becomes “You think it’s easy to cook and clean, appreciate and support her”
Women want appreciation, support and incentives for their roles, while a Man wanting support for his own role is “not Man enough”.
+ When the Man supports her role, “He’s doing it for his family”
When the Woman supports his role, “She’s doing it for HER MAN”(and not for the family)
These are the issues…
Men need to clock so many things and start speaking up more to regulate these narratives… we can’t continue keeping quiet.. na beg I dey beg una.
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
Drake said bunker mode.
These 10 already live there.
Quantum Resistant Tokens 👇
2026: ~19 tokens
2029: Q-Day, per Google
$ALGO → Falcon Signatures, 2027 Deadline
$QUBIC → Encrypted Compute Layer
$CKB → Upgradeable For Q-Day
$ZEC → Shielded Store Of Value
$ABEL → Lattice-Based Privacy Cash
$XNT → Post-Quantum From Genesis
$STRK → Hash-Based By Design
$QRL → XMSS Since 2018
$QANX → Enterprise Quantum Hybrid
$NAORIS → Post-Quantum Security Mesh
The math is public. The panic isn't priced.
Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.
Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).
Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.
IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).
Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.
Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?
Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)
Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.
Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.
I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).
Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.
Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.
The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
I've been trading memecoins since 2023 and I've never seen a tool like this.
If you're not using it yet, i don't know what you're doing in this space.
Most rugs don't look like rugs.
The chart looks fine.
The holder list looks spread out.
20 different wallets, 20 different people.
Except it's not 20 people.
It's one guy with 20 wallets, waiting for you to buy so he can sell everything into you.
There's a tool that shows you this in 15 seconds.
It's called CrawlScan: [crawlscan.fun/]
You paste a token address and a swarm of crawlers goes through every top holder onchain and checks things nobody looks at:
> Who actually bought and who just received tokens from someone
> Which wallets are brand new and never traded anything before this coin
> Who sniped the launch in the first seconds and is still sitting on the bag
> Which wallets are secretly linked: same transaction, same funder, same distributor, tokens passed between them, packs of fresh wallets buying in the same block
Then it merges linked wallets into real people and tells you how far the price could fall if the biggest one sells.
Not "this cluster holds 12%".
Actual price impact on a chart.
You get a score from 0 to 100 and a clear verdict before you put a single dollar in.
And it keeps getting better.
When a setup looks like a rug, you get an early warning right on the chart, with how deep the drop could go and exactly which wallets are behind it.
You can see the first 20 buyers after launch and whether they're still holding or already cashed out.
And if several of them sent their tokens to the same wallet, it shows you that too.
There's a live feed of everything the community is scanning right now.
And a Telegram bot: [t.me/CrawlScanBot]
Send it a contract, get the verdict in seconds, or add it to your group so the whole chat sees who's really holding before anyone apes.
Works on Robinhood Chain and Solana.
Free.
No wallet connect.
The code is fully open source on dev's GitHub.
The craziest part: this thing is only a few days old.
The dev @0x_Punisher shipped all of this almost back to back, and the updates keep coming.
Nothing else I've used shows you the connections between wallets like this.
If you trade memecoins, scan before you buy.
It takes 15 seconds and can save you from the coin that takes your whole bag.
Huge work done, big shoutout ot dev.
Using it every time before scanning any memecoin now.
Btw native robinhood:0x19dcb63c4d2f29a6f077f094a4f858fc790145e1 token looks like this early gem that will go parabolic.
Not sure why this tech is not sitting at millions yet.
Looks like super early gem you'll be showing your friends after it goes parabolic one day.
Bidding here, based dev + crazy tech is all that's needed to 100x from here.
Thank me later.
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
Jump into Otterly X Memejob spaces No Front Running xitter.gq/i/spaces/1YqxolNzlXAKv $HBAR
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
What?? Congratulations on being the new King of the Dam @Spaghettaaay with $what coin
That's the 3rd new King of the Dam in 3 weeks 👀 after @OtterlyonHbar and @COKNBALZCOIN briefly held the title.
Who's next?
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
🚀 SPACES TIME! 🚀
Tomorrow 1PM EST, we’re going full chaos w/ @MemeJobFun . We'll be guests on Spaces to cluck memes, madness & why you gotta hold your $CKNBLZ tight. 🐓💥
BUT WAIT!
🎯 CONTEST:
Guess how many times, IN TOTAL, everyone in the chat says “COKNBALZ”!
Closest wins eternal glory, AND 100,000 $CKNBLZ!!!!!!
Maybe we'll make you "King of the Balz" until next contest?🐔🐔🐔🔥🔥🔥
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Jonic.ℏ retweeted
Someone shill me a project with a strong community, no rug risk, and an iconic meme mascot?
Oh wait… that’s us.
Randy’s in the coop, the vibes are immaculate, and the $CKNBLZ are swingin’. 🐓💥
Come peck around: t.me/COKNBALZ
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
Cristiano Ronaldo’s career is so great but too too stupid in front of Messi’s career.
- Ronaldo has the most goals but the most Golden boot winner is Messi.
- Ronaldo has played more matches, but Messi has the most man of the match awards.
- Ronaldo has more Ballon d’Or nominations but Messi has more Ballon d’Or awards.
- Ronaldo has played more seasons than Messi, but Messi has the most trophies in football history.
- Ronaldo is older, but Messi is more matured than him.
- Ronaldo has more international goals but Messi has more international best player awards than him.
- Ronaldo has more international appearances, but Messi has more international trophies than him.
Tbh Ronaldo will forever regret playing in the same era with Messi.
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
Boom ! Smashed an X10+ in 24hours🤯
🚀And it’s only a $8,000 mc microcap
A few tweaks to the quoted tweet
This is no longer Dev-Driven!
This is fully community-driven at the moment ⛓️
Would you look at that Chart🤫
#NEXT100Gem on #ALPH?
Only one way to find out
#NGU #WUKONG
Alephium Wukong📈🚀
The only way is up from here !
Ca:
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Mc: $800
Transparent OG dev
Fair launched from @CandySwapALPH
NFA
Can Buy using sniper bot :
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Jonic.ℏ retweeted
🚀 Exciting news for our investors!
We've locked🔒75% of our liquidity, and every quarter, 25% will gradually unlock.
This ensures a secure and steady approach for the long term!👀
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#Alephium $MIX $ALPH #KleoMixer #ALPH
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
Replying to @_Crypt0nic
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
OUR DEMANDS
1. Reverse Fuel price to May 29. 2023 price of N190.
2. Reverse Electricity tariff to May 29 2023 rate of N60.
3. All elected and appointed officials should be on same minimum wage as civil servants.
4. Criminalize the use of brutal force on citizens by security agents.
5. Stop the direct and indirect funding of first lady's office.
6. Create a website where all government agencies and parastatals must publish their weekly income and spendings accounts, failure to publish for 2 weeks automatically declares the office of whoever is in charge (head) of account and the DG, Minister, Commissioner or Chairman vacant.
7. Prohibit government from funding religious Pilgrims.
8. Prohibit Nigerian states and FGN from further borrowing outside Nigeria.
9. Prohibit public servants from flying out of Nigeria using government funds for medical, training, vacation or any social/personal business.
10. All civil servants, elected and appointed public servants must educate their kids in Nigeria (no exceptions, if you want your kids educated outside Nigeria resign).
11. Repeal the Inspector General of Police retirement/tenure extension.
12. All security personnel attached to individuals and their property be withdrawn with immediate effect and sent to hot zones.
13. Increase all security personnel, health workers and teachers salaries by at least 35%.
14. Sale the Presidential Yacht immediately.
15. Scrap the senate immediately.
16. Stop constituency project for all lawmakers.
17A. INEC, the EFCC and ICPC act be re-enacted to give them the mandate to appoint their board and heads just as the judiciary do.
17B. INEC, the EFCC and ICPC be remove under the presidency, with the National Assembly still retaining it oversight powers.
18A. Amend the electoral act to include compulsory use of BVAS.
18B. Compulsory electronic transmission of polling unit results from the unit geo location.
18C. Compulsory compilation of result on iREV if any disparity, results on iREV shall be declared.
19. Amend the Constitution to compel All electoral tribunal cases be settled before day of swearing in.
20. Prohibit elected officials family members from using public assets like Jets, Official Car, motorcade etc. without the presence of the elected official.
21. Prohibit all government officials from flying first class whether they are the ones paying or not.
22. No elected or appointed public servants should have more than 5 (SSA, Personal Assistant and Personal Advisers put together).
23. Prohibit spouses and children of Judges from contesting election (one must give up their ambition for the other).
24. Discontinue payment of all allowances to elected and appointed officials (enroll them for NHIS).
25. Employ and post civil servants aides such as drivers, cooks, gardeners etc to government officials.
The people are the power, meet our demands or face severe civil disobedience.
#EndBadGovernanceInNigeria
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
This is the beginning of a new dawn...
$LFG is a movement, and the community is based.
More Update regards moving forward, have your bag and shill to your community.
Together we moon.
Jonic.ℏ retweeted
Scared Money Makes No Money !
Max bid $LFG and hodl
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#SolanaSummer
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