Jesus-look-alike. Metalhead. Nerd. Lawful Neutral. Altruistic Pessimist. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Metropolis, Planet Kerwan
Joined February 2014
MIU HERSELF LIKED IT
Holy crap I want to marry her...
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WE FUCKING KNOW WE WERE PART OF THE GENERATION THAT PLAYED ON NEW GROUNDS, FREE ONLINE GAMES .COM, BUBBLE GAMES, AND ARMORED GAMES WE SAW FILTHY FRANK, PRIME PEWDIEPIE, AND YOGSCAST ON YOUTUBE WE SAW IT ALL TAKEN AWAY FROM OUR VERY EYES
Gen Z will never understand how weird and fun the internet used to be. We had personal websites, obscure forums, experimental pages, and bizarre corners of the web. Then Google, Amazon, and Meta turned it into an algorithmic shopping mall packed with ads and commerce.
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Just told my Dad for the first time that all 3 of my last girlfriends ALL cheated on me. His response? "Well... the way you look can't have helped." ...cheers Dad. Thanks. I appreciate it.
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I was up in the Tokyo Skytree earlier and at a fantastic time to watch it turn from dusk to night. And what a great view! I also scared the shit out of some Japanese ladies by jumping up and down on the glass floor. Great stuff.
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I’ve drawn all content creators an important message:
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That shit better have Bloodborne 2 Marvel Vs Capcom 4 Killer Instinct 2 Killer Instinct 3 Bloodborne 2 Remake Final Fantasy VII Remake Remake Strider Revengeance Bloodborne Remake Capcom All Stars Soul Calibur 2 Reawakened Phantasy Star Online HD Remix
Pricing of the next-gen consoles as it stands right now. PlayStation 6: $1000-1600 Xbox Helix: $1200-1800
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Because being being an "Incel" originally wasn't an active thing. Its a passive thing. Lots of them have have changed multiple times and put themselves out there and tried and tried and just give up. That's the point.
Why don't incels just ...change? They see a certain type of man is desirable, why don't they just become that?
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No fuck that. The last women in my life have been horrible. I should have fought for my own self more than I did. I'm done begging.
Men no longer know how to fight for a woman once she’s gone. The art of begging her back is dead, and it’s a shame.
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OK I'm starting to think my Dad is autistic as fuck.
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Ohhh OK om having a rather prolonged depersonalisation episode with some slight vertigo feeling. That's fun.
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I bought two Hololive wafer card packs in Japan and pulled cards of girls I like a lot! I got @kureijiollie and @inugamikorone!!!
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The battle of narratives is going strong. Our countries are a recurring target. It is time to act to tell the stories that make us strong. Let’s live our own story! Protect what matters - our democracy.
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Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling, Guillermo del Toro, and 33 Other Stars Reveal Their Favorite Video Games of All Time. From Zelda and Super Mario Odyssey to River Raid, Their Choices Span Generations of Gaming.
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Damn it. I wanted to tell a Korean lady on the train she was cute but I bottled it like a coward...
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This guy embodies one of the most popular archetypes used to bully white men throughout the world. Yet after being attacked, he gets back up, stands his ground, and faces his attackers to defend whatever remains of his store. His attackers, meanwhile, behave like a pack of hyenas. Whatever bravery they have is only because of their numbers and their de facto anonymity — police wouldn’t arrest them anyway. So, the guy who looks like the punchline of a thousand jokes actually displays more honor in a single moment than literally the entire recorded history of his attackers. He has no crowd to hide behind, no numerical advantage, and seemingly very little left to protect. What has happened to him will either be ignored or excused as having been caused by some kind of socio-economic problem which is ultimately his fault anyway. Nevertheless, he stands there. I would take one thousand Jacques Blacks before taking a single refugee.
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Found a lovely tiny place that specialises in grilled eel. It was bloody delicious.
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Nah its like Soul Calibur 6. A fantastic game help back by one system. In Soul Calibur it was Reversal Edge and in Tekken 8 its the Heat system.
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Hilarious things happening at Trader Joe's
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I won a Sadako figure in a claw machine!
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loving someone so much you want to tear them to shreds, rend their skin from flesh and flesh from bone, reduce them to a pulpy, wet, easily digestible mass but gently
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