One has to pay dearly for immortality; one has to die several times while one is still alive. Bound to Xena and River @SpacehairSong. Not Renee O’Connor-Parody.
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⚜️Gᴀʙʀɪᴇʟʟᴇ⚜️
🎭Bᴀᴛᴛʟɪɴɢ Bᴀʀᴅ🎭
>Pʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ Tɪᴍᴇ • 2020<
~Nᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ~
~Cᴀɴᴏɴ/AU/Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏmᴇ~
~Sʜɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ:
Xena @Xena_2020
& River @SpacehairSong~
~18+ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀs ᴏɴʟʏ🔞~
~DM ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴏᴛ.~
~Nᴏ RPs ɪɴ DM.~
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⚔️Xena⚔️
Over 2000 years old | Time travels for work.
|OC & Crossovers welcome |
| Literate, descriptive writer |
| DM to plot | No RolePlay in DM |
|-Mature & Triggering Content Warning, 18+ writers only-|
𝒟ℴ𝓃’𝓉 𝒷ℯ 𝓈𝒽𝓎, 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝓂ℴ𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇 𝓌𝒶𝓈𝓃’𝓉.
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———🔱 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐃𝐎𝐍 🔱———
❛𝖧e used the amulet to read my thoughts again.. I pictured smacking him in the face.❜
↬ Oʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ Cʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ.
↬ Tɪᴍᴇ ʟᴏʀᴅ x Gʀᴇᴇᴋ Gᴏᴅ.
↬ Lɪᴛ/ᴅᴇs.
↬ Mᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ.
↬ Sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ.
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//Hello everyone, I just felt the need to warn everyone about @DingleSummer and her other account @BollyInHeels_x
I made her a Gene after I felt pressuted and cohersed into doing so, attempted to write with her, and then, if i didn't reply within 2 seconds, my inbox >
> the shape of a person.
A sudden massive flash of light filled the room and disappeared as quickly as it appeared. And there in the spot where the golden light had been circling. A very naked Xena stood.
“Hello, Xena.” she smiled.
“Welcome home.”
> round the room before it slammed into the other Gabrielle’s chest, travelling through her body and then back out of her hands in front of her. The gold light that exited the other Gabrielle spun in small circles for a few seconds as it began to form into
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> She then replaced the lid.
“Give it a minute.” Gabrielle nodded and stepped back, the urn began to glow a deep purple and a low humming sound was heard throughout the room. Moments later the urn exploded and the purple energy that had been emanating from it circled
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> “Interesting place to keep them.” she looked into the blondes eyes.
“Still in a lot of pain I take it?” she sighed, handing the other Gabrielle the urn before pulling a vial out of her pocket, removing the lid of the urn and pouring the contents of the vial into it.
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✧ ✦ ✧ JULIA MONTAGUE. ✧ ✦ ✧
—— ❝𝖨𝖿 𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄, 𝗀𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖣𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗋.❞
ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ & ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ, sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ. ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ & ᴅᴀʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs.
#BodyguardRP
“No need to apologise, I understand how our mind works, we are the same person.... I’m just a bit more on the ancient side now.”
Gabrielle glances at Xena, narrowing her eyes a little.
“She is very pregnant, that’s because she is carrying twins and thinks I don’t know.”
> it, spending an eternity with her in exchange for maintaining the natural course of Earth and protecting people has been completely worth it. When we aren’t doing that, we are at home with our family. Honestly, I’ve never been happier.”
Gabrielle rolled her eyes at her wife >
> pleasure. Being guardians of time is not for our own benefit. The responsibility is great. Our powers far exceed any god. Out job now is doing what we always did but on a grand scale.”
Gabrielle nodded.
“And I can say, the last two thousand years with Xena have been worth >
> humanity. If it was not for us.... humanity would be ruined. Why do you think Xena is here? She is busy chasing a Demigod with a stolen artefact through time and space just to prevent him from changing your world, your past or your future. This isn’t a power we were given for
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“I don’t think you understand. This has nothing to do with being gods, this is outside of that. For the greater good. If we were not give this responsibility people, entities and aliens that do terrible things would be able to change the past and future. We prevent that, protect>