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Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus!// {RP 21+} #ResidentEvil #DieHard #BPRP

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Joined June 2014
*snorting a nasal laugh* What a jackass. xitter.gq/Tingling_Lemons/status…
"Said Simple Simon to the pieman - Give me your pies or I'll cave your head in." #MotivationMonday @VengefulInferno
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--You can't see it, Alice, but right now, I'm givin' you the motherfuckin' /finger/. @Perilous_Angel @TraceImpulse
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--slowly beneath the waves* *over his shoulder* *shouting* -- @Perilous_Angel @TraceImpulse
--water* *lifting his bandaged hand, his neck craning to watch the rail sink -- @Perilous_Angel @TraceImpulse
--weight off by gripping with his toes, his head snapping left to right, as the rail sailed out over the -- @Perilous_Angel @TraceImpulse
--he held on for dear life, his heavily bandaged hand screaming in pain as he tried to take some of the -- @Perilous_Angel @TraceImpulse
--eyes on the severed rail rocketing toward them* SHIT! *leaping up and over the rail -- @Perilous_Angel @TraceImpulse
--at a whistle of air, @Perilous_Angel's warning shout coming a fraction of a second later, he froze, -- @TraceImpulse
--There's a piston. Should be to the right of the main outp-... *his eyes flying wide -- @Perilous_Angel @TraceImpulse
Replying to @Perilous_Angel
*leaning over the bow, he squinted down @TraceImpulse over the side of the boat* You listenin' to me, McClane? -- @Perilous_Angel
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Zeus Carver retweeted
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Embittered brother and army of underlings attempt to seize power through poor planning and musical numbers, fails.
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Replying to @JustoMortem
--*eyeing her carefully* How do you feel about pink? @JustoMortem @BulletInTheWash @Perilous_Angel
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Replying to @JustoMortem
--*thrusting the wetsuit into @traceimpulse's arms, he nodded to @HoneyOverGravel.-- @JustoMortem @Perilous_Angel
Replying to @JustoMortem
--up the engine outta there, and you're the only one crazy enough to do it. -- @JustoMortem @BulletInTheWash @Perilous_Angel
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--goddam baby. Somebody's gotta go out there and pull whatever's clogging-- @JustoMortem @BulletInTheWash @Perilous_Angel
Replying to @JustoMortem
--eyebrows raised* Here, McClane. Put this on and stop bein' such a -- @JustoMortem @BulletInTheWash @Perilous_Angel
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--and wobble of black neoprene, he held the wetsuit up to his neck, -- @JustoMortem @BulletInTheWash @Perilous_Angel