One day i will start sleeping normal hours But not tonight. I am making French donuts

Hey kids quick tip - if the car is dead you can take the jumper cables and spin them real fast above your head and fly to wherever you going to You're welcome

Man i love looking for new hobbies and projects to get into hoping that one day one of them might offer me feelings of accomplishment and fulfillment It hasn't happened yet but its gotta soon right?

Sat in the drive thru listening to old veil of Maya and looking into bee keeping courses because maybe or maybe not I'm very interested in this

Don't got a moment to myself round here man

Visual novels bore me to tears but dude that new vampire the masquerade game does sound interesting hmmm

Bout to fill my air fryer with nerds gummy clusters stay tuned fuckers

SOUP TIME

Didn't lock my phone properly and almost pocket dialed the cheat code that disables the sun oop

UPDATE: I have befriended the stray cat My allergies are already kicking my ass but look at that face man..

Someone in this village set up a box where you can take jars of honey they've been farming and leave some money in return, so anyway I've decided to quit everything and start a bee farm

Just finished working out for 46 days straight

Uncle is bringing over a new engine for the boat next summer and oh boy I will not be setting foot on land for WEEKS Nah just kidding I used to just get hammered on it when it was parked in my drive and blast angry hardcore shit til the early am because I was miserable as hell

Rolled over too fast in bed and accidentally teleported to Ecuador

Looking through old Facebook pictures and man.. I miss this lil old lady

I'm on dating apps sharing top secret information, but flirtatiously

Just took my dog out to go bathroom and she stood up on two legs and roundhouse kicked me in the face wtf

One day i will own enough land to grow fruits and make many jams And a house with a hidden basement to operate a secret jazz bar out of Thems the goals