enjoying the fruits (fantasy football domination) of my labor (marriage) - thx @ShakerSamman 🥰
[after watching civil war] that’s not very “stop asian hate” of you, bestie**
** jesse plemons’ character
me to @ShakerSamman and our 2 dogs when they’re all being annoying
1) who approved this
2) who’s paying for damages from all the car accidents this is going to cause 😭
me whenever @ShakerSamman says we can’t get a third dog 🤨
