LambChip (@_Lembz) header
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile picture

LambChip

@_Lembz

Your daily dose of random videos, latest news & hilarious takes. Keeping it real & funny in Jozi. Hit follow for zero regrets!๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒŽ

 Johannesburg
Joined February 2011
  • Tweets124K
  • Following7.5K
  • Followers17.8K
26.5KMedia
Photo by LambChip (@_Lembz)Photo by LambChip (@_Lembz)Photo by LambChip (@_Lembz)Photo by LambChip (@_Lembz)Photo by LambChip (@_Lembz)Photo by LambChip (@_Lembz)
Praying we can all build homes like these for ourselves or our parents! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿก
99 and others (@Mike_Emkem) profile picture99 and others@Mike_EmkemMar 28
This is one of huge blessings๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
10
68
1
545
109,703
LambChip retweeted
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile picture
LambChip
@_Lembz3h
Replying to @sbu_sbuda90174
Meandors ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
1
1
1
351
LambChip retweeted
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile picture
LambChip
@_Lembz12h
Petrol is $0.008 per 1.5litre
1
1
249
Some crazy people hate GNU but when we tell them to top voting for parties that are in the GNU they refuse ๐Ÿ˜ญ #AbazaziBafunani!
1
7
1
12
559
Haibo...
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
Thusoโ„ข ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@ramalokot) profile pictureThusoโ„ข ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
@ramalokotOct 28
In conclusion: Jacob Zuma was a SPY... ...and he recently visited Tel Aviv๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ via Morocco ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Image from Thusoโ„ข ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ (@ramalokot)
102
LambChip retweeted
Akani Nwanati (@AkanimiltonM) profile picture
Akani Nwanati
@AkanimiltonM5h
Olwethu Makhanyaโ€™s 89th minute goal for Rangers against Heart . What a way of scoring your first goal ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
27
372
17
3,563
70,340
The electoral campaigns are showing us some interesting characters. Magogo wanted Cupcake for herself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
HOWUSEEIT ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ (@IamSiyaZA) profile pictureHOWUSEEIT ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
@IamSiyaZA14h
Who will be president after Cyril Ramaphosa? ๐Ÿ‘€
115
Who will be president after Cyril Ramaphosa? ๐Ÿ‘€
129
63
29
326
41,344
LambChip retweeted
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile picture
LambChip
@_LembzOct 24
The average person needa about 2,000 to 3,000 calories per day for men and 1,600 to 2,200 calories per day for women. She eats 10,000 calories just for breakfast ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1
2
738
Petrol is $0.008 per 1.5litre
1
1
249
๐Ÿค”
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile pictureLambChip
@_LembzOct 28
Replying to @MrTheoHughes
So what was all this about?
1
1
40
Such bitch don't deserve to stand on Altar. Church have turn to other things. Bitch that got no respect for good Man don't deserve to stand on the Altar. UZZAH in the Bible don't do lot of shit and God killed his ugly ass
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile pictureLambChip
@_LembzOct 28
Replying to @MrTheoHughes
So what was all this about?
1
1
48
LambChip retweeted
Mudzunga (@Dzungie007) profile picture
Mudzunga
@Dzungie007Oct 27
VERY IMPORTANT AS WE ARE 7 days from ELECTIONS
26
122
11
183
4,372
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ๐Ž๐š๐ฎ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ: ๐ˆ ๐‚๐€๐๐๐Ž๐“ ๐๐ž ๐’๐š๐ญ๐ข๐ฌ๐Ÿ๐ข๐ž๐ ๐–๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐Ÿ‘ ๐†๐จ๐š๐ฅ๐ฌ ๐–๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐ˆ ๐‡๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’ ๐‚๐ก๐š๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ฌ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ Orlando Pirates Head Coach, Abdeslam Oauddou says his players must KILL teams with 8 goals, especially with 24 chances created today #OrlandoPirates โ˜ ๏ธ
120
583
100
3,636
102,524
Apparently in Nigeria ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ, women get equal rights and lefts
479
LambChip retweeted
Malume (@bozzie_t) profile picture
Malume
@bozzie_tOct 24
But this is a double standard: women size up men every day before deciding if they want to settle with them, yet when men do it, itโ€™s suddenly a problem?
68
92
10
471
40,937
LambChip retweeted
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile picture
LambChip
@_LembzOct 25
What's up with Manchester United? They just can't seem to score.
1
253
LambChip retweeted
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile picture
LambChip
@_LembzOct 26
A Nigerian ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ panel beater can turn a 2014 Toyota Hilux into a 2023 model, then upgrade a 2017 Hilux to a 2027 model. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Bro, we are still in 2026! This men isn't a panel beater, he is a time traveller with spanners and spray paint. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ
1
1
448
LambChip retweeted
LambChip (@_Lembz) profile picture
LambChip
@_LembzOct 27
The first wife introducing the second wife to the congregation is a level of maturity Iโ€™ve never seen before. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sis didnโ€™t just accept the situation, she handled stakeholder engagement for the whole marriage. ๐Ÿ’€โ›ช๏ธ Musa Mseleku thinks this is AI.
Bhelekazi โ™ฆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž_Elihle (@teeBhelekazi) profile pictureBhelekazi โ™ฆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ž_Elihle@teeBhelekaziSep 22
Gogo Flo is working overtime!! The KFC Mseleku ad fooled Mzansi because it looks exactly like Uthando Nesthembu, a tense family meeting with Musa at the head of the table, MaKhumalo being blamed as usual with Musa's "of which it's wrong" vibe. Samke missing from the table #uthandonesthembu
3
5
71,069
๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ“Œ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ South Africa, we have an Obligation to find these things.
544
1,491
205
10,049
3,829,704
LambChip retweeted
Lulu (@bongyluaziey) profile picture
Lulu
@bongyluazieyOct 27
Hhaibo lentombazane ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ yaze yakhohlakala sies
405
2,063
252
8,980
1,277,682
Load more