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Milde

@_MarchingMilde

they/them πŸ’›πŸ€πŸ’œπŸ–€ | 22 | I hide behind the identity of an obscure Mario enemy so people don't know my deepest thoughts and feelings

 4-4, Yoshi's Island
Joined February 2025
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White people be like "my aunt told me to hit her pen"
Aub (@aubree_cat04) profile pictureAub@aubree_cat04Aug 9
my aunt came over and told me to hit her pen. what the fuck is this
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"wow i have this annoying resolution scaling issue on linux" windows subplot:
Kiba 🦴🧷 (@kibawoo) profile pictureKiba 🦴🧷
@kibawooAug 8
hey um this is certainly a weird thing but my discord combined itself with file explorer? im kinda baffled
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Tell me why my girlfriend sent me a technical question the moment I hit the weed pen
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IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS GOONER SHIT ON MY FEED
γΎγ‚Šγͺ (@suhedaetinkaya1) profile pictureγΎγ‚Šγͺ@suhedaetinkaya1Aug 5
硢対バレてる
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Which circle of hell has secret shoppers?
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stupid glaggle (@videoslop) profile picturestupid glaggle@videoslopAug 4
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It's infinitely hilarious to me that the RGME guy also draws furry porn
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So sweet ^^
cynth (@u2hana2) profile picturecynth
@u2hana2Jul 29
me with my wonderfully sweet and handsome bf ❀︎⁠
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Cards Against Humanity white card: "Getting high and laughing at my own tweets"
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The internet I was on as a kid is not the same internet as today.
⚫️=Adam The Rooi=πŸŸ£πŸ‡¨πŸ‡± πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™ (YTB?) (@AdamThePooi) profile picture⚫️=Adam The Rooi=πŸŸ£πŸ‡¨πŸ‡± πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™ (YTB?)@AdamThePooiJul 27
"Minors shouldn’t be on social media" adults when they realize they where teens on social media before
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How it feels to finally get something unstuck from between your teeth
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Absolute worst thing to happen on September 11th
Internet Slop (@GimmickSlop) profile pictureInternet Slop
@GimmickSlopJul 25
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Ok, this is my least woke take: neopronouns are kind of silly. "they/them" is fantastic, already used for someone whose gender has yet to be revealed. I don't get why someone would want something else. Of course, I'll respect someone's neopronouns, I just don't get it
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Some shit stain shot my cat with a BB gun. Kitty's holding up okay, but I hope whatever waste of space fuck did this gets what they deserve
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Found out it was likely my neighbor (who is also a pedophile) and he's likely going to prison in August for kidnapping πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ Also, kitty is recovering well. He's on antibiotics and he's regaining his strength. He's so tough β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή
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@gloccnimJul 18
how i look at bro while he’s googling the thing i know im right about
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I read this as "haven't you beaten dark souls yet?" I am sleep deprived, and I only looked at it for a split second
adam ✧ β₯ ~ (@adam__isom) profile pictureadam ✧ β₯ ~
@adam__isomJul 18
in this comic, the person on the left is just terminally online, that's all I don't think organic individuality makes people incompatible, just the morass of unlived and bizarre ideas they've memetically ingested
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@notchJul 14
Reject AI.
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Replying to @thinkingshivers
I bet you don't know why you "read logs" either. Unc is a spectrum, and being snobby because you're more unc is foolish
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This is like BFDI for people who suck
tetsuo.mlir (@tetsuo_cpp) profile picturetetsuo.mlir
@tetsuo_cppJul 11
If you missed the Zig/Bun drama, here's a recap.
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