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Matthew Rich

@_MatthewRich_

comedian, comic book fan, list maker

 Kansas City, MO
Joined November 2020
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The Batman: what have you done? Riddler:
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pov: you bought front row tickets to the Flying Graysons
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The fact that the song “Piano Man” starts with a harmonica solo will always be funny to me.
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Worm@wormsofcanada20 Jan 2024
A thread on what every symbiote in Spider-Man 2 probably tastes like.
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Joshua Brisco@jbbrisco29 Dec 2023
“This is my body, broken for you.”
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I’m not hangery, I’m just hisappointed.
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Being on your 30s is just finding t-shirts with all your options and favorite things on them.
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Do you guys ever have such a good mental health day you actually open your email and go through all of them? Wild.
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Americans just a few minutes ago:
Tim Robinson looking at a phone saying “What the fuck?”

ALT Tim Robinson looking at a phone saying “What the fuck?”

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Iou ✩@parkersmiller25 Sep 2023
ellie: swear to me. swear to me that everything you said about the fireflies is true joel:
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Travis Kelce: *whispering* “I’m having a really good time hanging out with you.” Taylor Swift: “shhhhhhh”
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@PopBase12 Sep 2023
Taylor Swift and NFL player Travis Kelce have been ‘quietly hanging out,’ The Messenger reports.
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brandon@pretzelz1303 Sep 2023
This is what Mitch McConnell sees in the corner of the room every time he freezes up
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@PopCrave1 Sep 2023
Doja Cat in new photo for #Demons.
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fredesque@FredTaming17 Jul 2023
jesus christ he's huge
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@DailyLoud17 Jul 2023
Lindsay Lohan gives birth to baby boy
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The Bear is DC and Ted Lasso is Marvel. Does that make sense?
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Is Gorilla Glue made for gorillas, by gorillas or with gorillas?
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J@Jimbo00o14 Jun 2023
do you ever close a kitchen drawer with your hip and just think about how you're a single mom who works two jobs and loves her kids and never stops?
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Yes my office shares a wall with the bathroom. yes I can hear you RIPPING in there.
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"Don't tell Mother but I have joined the Heck's Angels"
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I would 100% recommend self care by starting your morning journaling
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How’s my seasonal depression? Today I was laughing and tried unlock my phone and it didn’t recognize my smiling face.
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