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I’ll never understand, “My husband won’t let me.” Mine doesn’t know the word no. He’s supportive in every way. I could literally bring home a whole camel family and he’d be like, ”This is super inconvenient for me but I’ll start building the fence.”
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florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe
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But! Let’s not demonize formula because of an imagined past in which everyone breastfed. In the ACTUAL past, babies fucking starved and died of disease. Babies who would have survived today, because they would have had access to safe, nutritionally complete formula.
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As a former gifted child turned mediocre adult, my only real win in life is reading books on my Kindle hours faster than the expected “typical time to read.”
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🚨 INSANE ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨
a few months ago i put in a submission for @PabstBlueRibbon and @talenthouse’s #pbrcancontest and IVE BEEN NAMED A TOP 25 FINALIST! what does this mean? it means i want YOU to vote for my design! pabstblueribbon.com/art
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Just overheard a ER doctor tell a patient “If you are concerned about C02 levels from a face mask, then our climate crises is really gonna make you lose your mind” – at South Lake Tahoe, CA
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Today I got the results of my vaccine response from my oncologist. Anything over 400 is great. 250 is okay. Mine was 16. They consider it “background noise.”
So just another friendly reminder that you, a healthy person, getting the vaccine can potentially save my life! 😘
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Now through April 23rd, 20% of your @KendraScott purchase will go directly to Be The Match and saving lives. Use code GIVEBACK-1ATF at checkout!
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MarylandMomma🧡 retweeted
Funny how people always say “avoid that like the plague” and then the plague shows up and millions of people do very little to avoid it.
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Thanks to our new friends The @LotteryWinners for letting us join them on a new take of Rockstarrrr. Follow us on TikTok: TikTok.com/@nickelback #SeaShanty
MarylandMomma🧡 retweeted
We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us.
We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.
MarylandMomma🧡 retweeted
@HamiltonMusical @Lin_Manuel @Phillipasoo @ReneeGoldsberry @JasCephasJones I made this and thought you might like it!
