Do they use an execution bot to smoke you or what?
The Justice Department has created new regulations that would allow methods such as firing squads and electrocution for federal executions. nyti.ms/367weCX
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A lot of job loss is attributed to automation. In fact, today I fired my writers because for the next 4 years, jokes will write themselves.
I cast my Heisman ballot for Lamar Jackson! Click the player you think deserves the @NissanUSA #HeismanHouse vote! xitter.cf/cards/16a9… – at Jeffersontown, KY
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Clinton: 'You Think I Didn't Prepare A Fucking Closing Statement, Chris?' #debatenight
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FACT CHECK: 500 admirals and generals endorsed Romney. Trump's number is historically low for a Republican candidate.
I hate to imagine Trumps finishing move. 🐱👊🏼 xitter.cf/cris_crdns/status/7852… – at Jeffersontown, KY
Mike Pence can't say the word "Mexican" without making it sound pejorative. #VPDebate – at Jeffersontown, KY
They should change the format the where candidates just debate stock footage of themselves. #VPDebate – at Jeffersontown, KY
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Indiana Residents Shocked To Hear How Well-Off They Are #VPDebate
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Pence: 'The Country Is Terrible Except For Racism, Which Is Doing Great' #VPDebate
Pence is delivering his points like he's delivering grace before a thanksgiving dinner. #VPDebate – at Jeffersontown, KY











