Queen Betch

The more I re-watch sex and the city, the more physcotic Carrie becomes. I love it.

Sending love to a city most of the world has fallen in love with #JeSuiParis

I just need a little more out of life.

I am SO not a sext-er.

Tribal went basic so quick.

I have a different crossfit crush every single week

No one wants to see 100 pictures of you fake laughing with your boyfriend okay

Have you ever went somewhere KNOWING you looked too hungover?

What a beautiful Friday to skip class and get a mani/pedi #shameless

The amount of dry shampoo I used this morning is not ok.

If you're looking for me, you can find me outside of my comfort zone.

Ugha, the pain of your fave bartender not working.

Girls have the duck-face selfie but guys have the even more shameless secretive-shitty gym Instagram...

I just can't take my professor serious in her slutty sweater dress & bad ponytail, omg.

If I drown from all my homework, please don't revive me.

I can't wait to be in Paris the day after Christmas!

My teachers be blowin up my email like crazy ex boyfriends sending love letters.

As I slowly (but surely) break into the blogging world, you will want to stay tuned, don't say I didn't warn you butmythingis.blogspot.com

My heart is hurting because I'm not traveling.

I've officially murdered you in my mind. Bye forever. 👅👐🙅