Short God 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

This man once again popped up on me unannounced, asked to do his laundry, made me fleet in front of him while he smoked, and then wore me out for a hour & a half. HE'S TRYING TO SOUL TIE ME!

I was getting to know a guy that was a flight attendant…. (Red flag) & one thing that stuck with me was when he told me “When I’m flying international you prolly won’t hear from me until I get back to the states cuz wifi be spotty” Yeah let me head on tf out cuz you must think I’m boo boo the damn fool

OH JESUS THE HOLY TRINITY

Brazil is such a fascinating place. You have a bad ass trans congresswoman, body slamming an arrogant right winger who has butthole shaving tutorials on YouTube. You can’t make this shit up.

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Now why do they do this to her?

Idk whether to laugh or cry because this is genuinely funny and sad at the same time.