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Benno

@_SRTLW

He/him ¦ Grassroots football coach ¦ Been antifa longer than you have on account of their long held bias against Manchester United.

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Genuine exchange just now between my 4 and 6 yos: 4: our job today is to post 6: post what? 4: just post
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Amorim revisionists are wild to me. *Ruben Amorim* didn't want Ruben Amorim to be Manchester United manager anymore; why do you?
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“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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That moment when you have to tell your kid the Flintstones died before Christ’s sacrifice and cannot enter God’s kingdom
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A truly AWFUL penalty from Lewis Dunk saw Brighton get knocked out to Man City. #BHAFC For those who missed it 👇👇
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Caught mid off thank you enjoy the pavilion for the next 3 hours.
swilly ☻ (@swillysports) profile pictureswilly ☻
@swillysportsOct 27
this is what happens when a softball player plays against a cricket world cup champion bowler so i guess softball is the superior sport
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🚨 Confirmed: Benjamin Sesko out until at least January through shin injury. Period of rest is required so striker is fully healed. Details + analysis ⬇️ #MUFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7716805…
Manchester United expect Benjamin Sesko absence until January with shin injury

Manchester United expect Benjamin Sesko absence until January with shin injury

The striker last played on September 16 with the club's medical team investigating the best course of treatment with specialists.

nytimes.com
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Broad consensus seems to be that Howe would be a 'yes' man for INEOS who would slot into the structure easier than say a Conte, but didn't he have massive rucks with first Ashworth and then Mitchell, leading ultimately to the disastrous summer 2025 window?
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R@rjb_1998Oct 27
The guy who scored the winning penalty hasn't even got a Wikipedia page ffssssss
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Does this mean they're going to be whinging about no Fleetwood players being high on the Ballon D'Or list?
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Image from Andrew Green (@k117gre)
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xlv@shadadzaiiOct 27
Interesting Arsenal u21’s just beat League 1 Wimbledon, let’s see if Arsenal could beat League 2 Fleetwood
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Why create a username and password if you're just gonna email me a code before every login
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Arsene Wenger's "daylight" offside trial is unlikely to be extended after receiving a lack of support at the International Football Association Board's (Ifab) assessment panels on Tuesday. All the details of today's meeting. 👇 bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
Arsene Wenger's 'daylight' offside goal trial unlikely to be extended over lack of Ifab support

Arsene Wenger's 'daylight' offside goal trial unlikely to be extended over lack of Ifab support

Arsene Wenger's "daylight" offside trial is unlikely to be extended after receiving a lack of support at the Ifab assessment panels.

bbc.co.uk
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@Presidooo_Oct 27
Morgan Rogers 4’
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@UtdtruthfulOct 27
🚨 Sources say EVERYONE is focused on SHOWING a response on the pitch at Stamford Bridge following United’s worst start to a league season in 40 years. #MUFC [@ChrisWheelerDM]
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REVEALED - the true extent of Man City’s financial advantage via cheating: £4.6bn? sportingintelligence832.subs…
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And this Harry Kane love in reminds me of when Andy Carroll had a decent run.
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Sean
@SeanDOlfcOct 26
You can try having a striker score 70 in a season. Seems to work quite well if you don’t win a CL. Journalists from Benin aren’t watching Jurrien Timber see out a lead vs Sporting
James. (@afcjxmes) profile pictureJames.
@afcjxmesOct 26
We have to win the Champions League. There’s literally nothing else we can do to get the credit on the world’s stage…
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My #37 Harry Kane jersey from 2012 is going to be so great when he wins the Ballon d'Or
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Lol! Baseball Player couldn’t handle this simple wrist spin, and they talking about Cricket is a Easier sport 😭
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