Somebody said I was funny once and I’ve tried too hard ever since•Twitch• VODs on YT• 🏳‍🌈 ‘80s baby• nsfw mouth• kpop 🔞 https://xitter.cf/t.co/dzJ8VgiBfT

Joined June 2021
So @CasualPhantom69 and I got married…
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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Me showing up to possess Rinoa and make out with her moody boyfriend.
what I feel like wearing to work tomorrow
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If my husband murdered me and you used a smiling photo of us from our wedding to announce my murder, i would personally haunt you for all eternity.
Dr. Julia Pederson, a 41-year-old Pennsylvania pediatrician, was allegedly strangled by her estranged husband, Jonathan Gatto, who is now charged with murder and arson after police say he set their family home on fire.
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Apuesto mis bolas imaginarias a que la autora es mujer
En el ultimo capitulo adaptado recuerdo como esta ilustración fueron los primeros "polémicas" que se intentaron alrededor del manga, todo porque "nadie usaría un sostén de esa forma" o algo asi
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naruto thinks he loves sasuke like a brother bc he knows what he feels for sasuke is different than what he feels for all his other friends
Replying to @catalystiicc
This is a load bearing text post for me
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"If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me"
If my pussy can grow hair thicker than your beards, I suggest you lower your tone when you talk to me
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makes my day 🙂‍↔️
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Halloween isn't the excuse to skip some stretching 😳
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Turning a woman into a soft little sleepy thing who can actually relax beside you is exactly the flex you think it is.
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Just a reminder: Bad Bunny is a US citizen. Nicki Minaj is not.
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“Women expect too much because of book boyfriends” The expectations: emotional intelligence, loyalty and basic hygiene.
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Impressive 🔥
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Teenagers dress as KKK for Halloween party—walk down neighborhood street yelling N-word. "We hate [N-words] !" they yell terrorizing families. Other teens laugh & encourage them to shout more hate. "One, two, three — bye [N-words] !" Boy filming calls them "the team"—so maybe those under the robes could be identified as participants in high school sports together. Witnesses say the crowd first gathered for a Halloween party at a residential house. Then the group wearing the KKK costumes decided to march down the residential streets & scream the N-word. Incident occurred on the Eastside of El Paso, Texas. Therealfitfamelpaso doesn’t have an active account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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MTV’s ‘Making The Video’ series is so iconic… Because wdym we’re getting to see Britney Spears film the ICONIC music video for ‘Toxic’? This feels like watching Da Vinci painting Mona Lisa 😭
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Quand j’ai appris qu’elle payait quelqu’un pour l’essuyer les fesses parce qu’elle n’arrivait pas à le faire elle-même, j’ai failli m’évanouir
HER BBL FELL ON THE FLOOR—🫪
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being sexually devoured & emotionally protected by the same person >>>
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I totally respect people who embrace their style no matter what.
who is this diva😭
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when you're on your period and the biggest chunk of your uterus you've ever seen comes out
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