
Unionist, Loyalist, Royalist, too soft hearted, bubbly. No DMβs. Pronouns: Doll /Tadaaaa / Aβum #GSTQ π¬π§ Silvio & Suzieβs PA β€οΈβπΌπ‘π‘
Dotting about the country
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Pork fillet, apple and calvados on @jamesmartinchef
Her wee face ππ¬π§
This is what being a mum is all aboutπ₯°
she is so grateful for everything she ever getsβ€π€π #RangersFC
Knew she would cryπ
Oh no ππππ€¦πΌββοΈ not againβ¦..
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One of my oldest pals from school stays in Perth (aye Oz!)β¦β¦ wakes me up with a message βaye, you, where the fk have you been? You no on Facebook anymore ya cnt?ββ¦β¦.. πππ Nice to see theyβve never changed!! Expecting a fkn phone call nowβ¦..π΄
#Goggleboxβ¦. My 2 wee handsomes in my massive bed ππ and itβs Saturday tomorrow π₯³πͺπΌπ¬π§
I laughed far too much at this πππ
Courtesy of my 11 year oldβ¦β¦
Check out Good old british memes's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZMRc3oHCj/
Coming from the bint that promotes unisex toiletsβ¦.
The lassie that requested this on the radio is an absolute fkn genius!! I havenβt heard this for years πππ Lisβ is grinning like a Cheshire π₯³
Lock 'n' Load - Blow ya mind youtu.be/saZeWU4upW4 via @YouTube
I think I just killed a customer.....
Me to my gaffer: "Whit did you buy from AIC as a cannae find an invoice?"
Gaffer: "Aww, fk, fit wiz that again....oh, penetrating spray?"
Me: "Is that no just a fancy word for lube?"
Gaffer: *shakes his head*
Customer: *on the floor* π
Good morningβ¦.itβs Friday! Quiet weekend on the cards with Ronnie & Reggie once Iβve completed another day of employment. Donβt let anyone bring you down. You are beautiful & wonderfulβ¦ know what your worth π₯³ Have a lovely day π₯° Here is todayβs useless fact β¬οΈβ¬οΈβ¬οΈ






