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🚨ALERTA | ÚLTIMO MINUTO: por orden explícita del PRESIDENTE del ✨PRIMER GOBIERNO FEMINISTA DE LA HISTORIA✨, Carabineros de Chile procede a desparasitar e higienizar -probablemente por primera vez-, a una turba de personas menstruantes carentes de figura paternal. Ampliaremos
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I dress like this for myself, Obi-Wan. I never gave you consent to stare
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exacto, justo lo que hace falta para salir de la crisis de desempleo: darle poder a la cut pa pedir weas
9,1… 9,4… 9,5… 9,6… 9,8. El desempleo sube trimestre tras trimestre. ¿No es momento de un acuerdo amplio por el empleo, con trabajadores, empresas y Estado sentados en la misma mesa?
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It's just a clump of cells Anakin.
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"I have abolished the 19th amendment, pray I do not abolish anymore."
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“They all have to go. Every last one of them.”
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apodo de las pibas: mili (se llama milagros) apodo de los pibes:
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Me acabo de enterar que @bianchileiton me ha bloqueado, no se cuándo, pero muero ahora
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"Anakin, the Jedi have classified wanting a wife and children as far-right extremism."
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“You killed the 70 IQ sand people that raped and killed your mom but you were angry when you did it. That’s the difference between you and me. When I wage war on an entire galaxy on behalf of a corrupt senate to help planets dodge their trade obligations all while completely failing to sense the one Sith Lord right under my nose, I do it with rainbow flags and diversity.”
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Pero, ¿Por qué los perros se alinean con el eje magnético terráqueo norte-sur para cagar? Por ahora sigue siendo un misterio
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Sobran las palabras hoy en todo Chile
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"Did you ever hear about the tragedy of per captia?" "No." "They're not statistics the Jedi would tell you." "They could influence civilizations to create predictions powerful enough to stop all crime." "Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from a conservative."
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“You were the chosen one. It was said that you would fund my retirement, not endanger it. Bring about an egalitarian utopia that makes you the lowest priority while demanding the highest contributions from you, not use your power in your own interests.”
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“And what’s so crazy, Joe, is this kid is, quite frankly, a prodigy. You know what a prodigy is right? His midichlorian count is like nothing we’ve ever seen, and trust me I know midichlorian counts. And all this guy wants to do is save the people he loves. That’s not so bad right? You know we’ve got these crazy sand people they rape and kill his mom, sound familiar? And so he kills them. And not just the men, right? The women and the children too. And who can blame the guy, these are sick people, Joe.”
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A los que les gusta mirar culos, sepan que es la zona carnosa que rodea el ano
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Recordar que Chilevamos salvo de AC a Jackson a Grau y a Pardow además ratifico pensión de por vida para Boric, esta gente quiere votar a favor de una AC contra un Ministro del Gobierno de derecha más votado en la historia. Con esto queda claro que estan dinamitando desde adentro
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Un gran fichaje para la biopic de Michelle Bachelet. Bien por Pablo Larraín (?)
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BREAKING: Reports that billions of dollars worth of crypto have been hacked from the world's largest exchange Binance
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Se acaba de producir el hackeo más grande en toda la historia de crypto. Lo que sabemos hasta ahora: - 1450 millones de dólares en $BTC - 875 millones de dólares en $ETH - 234 millones de dólares en $TRX - 50 millones de dólares en $XAUt - 1570 millones de dólares en $USDT - 823 millones de dólares en $USDC - 75 millones de dólares en $wBETH - 88.5 millones de dólares en $RLUSD - +447.5 millones de dólares en criptomonedas adicionales En total ya suma más de 5.6 mil millones de dólares. Tether y Circle lograron congelar al menos 2.3 mil millones de los fondos.
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