Allegedly functional since roughly halfway between episodes 8 & 9 of series 3 of Round The Horne. First BBC Radio 4 “Celebrity Soup of the Day” winner.

Ye olde kyningdome of Kent
Joined May 2010
Due to an embarrassing clerical error, I appear to have left my body to domestic science.
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A nine-day closure of a stretch of rail track for improvements has begun, impacting journeys between Wadhurst and Tonbridge. More here: bbc.in/4keC6jW
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Can Trump supporters define communism? Here's a sneak peek at @jordanklepper's new special, Red Flags, premiering Monday at 11:30/10:30c on Comedy Central.
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Vote for Murf people don't waste your time with mid terms. You know it makes sense 🫡
Been part of this American Idol style competition for podcasters and round 2 is getting ready to close out... Right now I'm in the running to move on and would be honored to have your vote!! Go Raiders. 👊🏴‍☠️ tophost.org/2026/murf-murphy
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A gambling company closely linked to Nigel Farage’s right-hand man got its licence using a document which appears to have been faked 👀 democracyforsale.substack.co…
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We’ve updated our roundup of fact checks covering the protests in France to include more edited photos and AI-generated imagery we’ve seen circulating online. fullfact.org/world/france-un…
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Actual footage of my punishing home workout regime.
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Following the Covid Inquiry's damning verdict on @MattHancock, we've launched a petition to remove him from the Privy Council. His actions led to thousands of avoidable deaths. This is a first symbolic step towards accountability. Sign and share: c.org/RJtgMtQF2f
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Yvette and Andrew Jackson were interviewed at their farm by ITV Border News, where they talked about the impact ME/CFS has had on their lives, and Yvettes new appointment joining the UK ME/CFS Biobank. Their segment aired on the 22nd of October, and included an interview with Dr Charles Shepherd, MEA Hon Medical Adviser. Watch the segment on the blog! Timestamp 05:30 – 09:30. meassociation.org.uk/c17b #MECFS #pwME #MyalgicE #MECFSBiobank #CureME
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Google illegally cleared an estimated 250,000 trees across 330 hectares of forest in Muhos, northern Finland, to prepare for a new AI data center before completing mandatory environmental impact assessments And another 150,000 trees felled at Otanmäki theguardian.com/environment/…
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Storm Austen has brought strong winds and heavy rain to Kent, causing widespread travel disruption. More here: bbc.in/4shEMzj
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There seems to be a direct correlation between how badly Trump is doing and how often he abuses a reporter (invariably a woman) for asking a perfectly legitimate question. And it feels he’s losing his shit more and more often, which suggests things are getting worse and worse
🚨NEW: Donald Trump lashes out at NBC reporter: Q: Do the sexual allegations mean nothing to you? Trump: “QUIET! Isn’t she a fresh person? You’re a horrible little reporter.” (The reporter who press Trump on the sexual allegations was @albamonica)
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BBC Sport approached @number10gov for a response to my letter to @andyburnham . The @DHSCgovuk responded and unfortunately this statement isn’t anything we didn’t already know. There are also fundamental inaccuracies within it. Please also bear with me; I’ve had an extremely large amount of messages and I’m operating with a very limited capacity. @Ed_Miliband @tessamunt @JoPlattLeigh @KatieFalkingham @BBCSport @BBCNews @UKLabour @ThereForME_UK @YvetteCooperMP
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