Spook_.Sol retweeted
It is now official, we brought it home! 🏆
5 years of believing in that one vision, even when people around were doubtful and thought we were crazy.
A vision of building the best community out there where individuals on @solana can call home, no matter where you’re from, & what your background is.
Building that social layer for holders of @SolanaMBS to come together. Through bull markets and bear markets, through different seasons of life, and through all the noise about “NFTs being dead.”
A relentless pursuit of something bigger than a NFT collection. A shared identity, a genuine sense of belonging, and the collective pride of calling this place home.
Our belief from Day 0 has always been that our Product is, as odd as it sounds, our People. Our best resource and best investment that we can continue to make is also, our People.
Some laughed it off. Others brushed it aside, never quite understanding what that meant.
But those who’ve walked through the doors of @MonkeDAO and experienced it firsthand know exactly what we’ve been talking about all along.
Today, we’re over 2,000 members strong, with more than 25 local chapters around the world. A community that shows up for one another, and one that’s become an unmistakable presence at conferences across the globe.
But beyond the numbers, it’s what we’ve built together that matters most.
This was never the work of any one individual, or a small group of people.
It’s the collective effort of every member, every contributor, every team member, past and present, who believed in what we were building and chose to be part of that journey.
Every contribution, big or small, has helped shape MonkeDAO into what it is today.
To every single member of MonkeDAO:
None of this happened by accident. None of this would have been possible without you.
You are the magic. You brought this home.
We’re incredibly proud to receive the Best Solana NFT Community award. But this recognition belongs to every one of you who made the intentional choice to call this place home over the last 1,922 days.
Five years ago, we believed that something like this could exist.
Today, you’re living proof that it does.
Here’s to another 1,922 days of building the Premier Web3.0 Country Club, together.
We love you, Monkes! ❤️🐒
Spook_.Sol retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: we're dropping $150,000 worth of merch at Solana Breakpoint in London - online & at the event.
Community asked - we delivered.
Turn those notifications on and stay tuned.
Hope you’re all sorted with your Luma registrations for #Solana #breakpoint2026
youtu.be/FHH4zbnVQaE?is=xgg1…
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Spook_.Sol retweeted
👨👩👧👦 Solana NFT Community finalists:
@monkedao
@claynosaurz
@galacticgeckosg
@mallowdotart
Voting is live until November 9
Group chat loyalty is about to get tested.
Vote here: solana.com/breakpoint/awards
Ripped an absolute banger from @Solflare Packs 🔥
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Hunt for your grail:
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#sfpacks
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MONKES, THIS ONE'S FOR US! 🐒🏆
We've been nominated for the @solana NFT Community Award at Breakpoint 2026!
This wouldn't be possible without our amazing community ❤️
Now it's time to show up 🍌
🗳️ Vote for MonkeDAO: solana.com/breakpoint/awards
Let's bring this one home! 🏆
The people have spoken.
Solana Community Awards Nominees are in.
Voting is now live…did you make the cut?! 👇
solana.com/breakpoint/awards
Spook_.Sol retweeted
The Year Is 2032....
- Gold is now worthless
- Entire internet is hackable
- AI bubble has burst
- Real estate is dead and gone
- Crypto? (What is 'crypto'?)
The entire economy now runs on PSA 10 Charizards, first edition Harry Potter books, vintage high-quality One Piece collectibles, and original un-opened quaalude blister packs from the early 1970's 🤝
Spook_.Sol retweeted
Security called me at 6:12 AM today.
"Patch every PHP server immediately."
I asked what happened.
"Two critical vulnerabilities. Remote code execution. No authentication required."
Cool.
How many PHP servers do we have?
According to inventory: 12
According to reality:
Nobody knows.
We found one running WordPress.
Three running old internal tools.
One under someone's desk.
Two inside vendor appliances.
A forgotten employee directory from 2016.
And a server named:
PHP-OLD-DO-NOT-TOUCH
Naturally, that one runs payroll exports.
Then we found a PHP 5.6 box.
I asked who owned it.
The documentation said:
BRIAN.
Brian left in 2019.
We called Brian.
He said:
"Oh wow, that's still running?"
Excellent.
By 8 AM, leadership joined the incident call.
CEO:
"Can hackers actually get in?"
Security:
"Potentially yes."
CEO:
"Without a password?"
Security:
"Yes."
CEO:
"Then why do WE need passwords?"
Not the lesson.
Finance asked if we could wait until the weekend to patch because downtime affects revenue.
Security explained that the alternative was letting strangers execute code on our servers.
Finance asked for a cost comparison.
At 9:17, someone suggested temporarily taking the vulnerable websites offline.
Marketing refused.
"Our campaign is live."
So for the next hour, the company officially decided maintaining a landing page for 20% off webinar registration was more important than preventing remote server takeover.
We finally patched everything we could find.
Then our scanner discovered another PHP server.
Hostname:
TEMP-PHP-2014
Uptime:
4,512 days.
Nobody knows what it does.
Nobody owns it.
Nobody can shut it down.
But every time we block network access, the warehouse stops printing shipping labels.
Security has classified it as critical infrastructure.
It is running PHP 5.4.
The vulnerability has existed longer than half our employees.
The emergency patch took four hours.
Finding out what PHP actually runs took eleven.
The internet isn't held together with code.
It's held together with servers everyone is afraid to turn off.
Spook_.Sol retweeted
Our Q3 2026 report is out.
Cohort 2 got to work this quarter. 3 of the 4 teams launched their products, we closed 4 new investments, and founders went through 10 workshops with 9 expert speakers.
Full report 👇
Spook_.Sol retweeted
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Spook_.Sol retweeted
let's doomscroll our lifes before AGI kill us
2 days talking with Claude Opus 5.5.
116 video clips.
3,106 lines of code,
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AI slop or Slopcore ?
Just booked my MonkeHotel for Breakpoint 2026!
See you in London 🍌🇬🇧
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@MonkeDAO
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My Solana High Yearbook says: I am most likely to buy his wife a gen 2 Monke to save the marriage.
she checked out.. 'you're trying to save your marriage with a jpeg, if you really loved me you'd buy me a @solBOOGLE '
Solana High Forever!
solanahigh.com
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Spook_.Sol retweeted
NEWS: @LaunchOnSF (StonkFun) has become the #1 memecoin launchpad across all chains by 24-hour revenue, surpassing both PumpFun and Pons combined.
It also ranks #3 among all protocols across chains by 24-hour revenue.
Spook_.Sol retweeted
VORTEX IS LIVE 🌪️
Web3, without the unnecessary friction.
Everything you need. One place. All connected.
Welcome to Vortex.
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