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I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DI3 WDYM

♡ mari/cohe ♡@noinconsistency6h

every religious person thinks their religion is the most hated by atheists

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Justin Whang 🐙

@JustinWhangOct 26

Bryce, Eternal@BryceEternalOct 26

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@AdvisorJohnOct 25

Addiction comes in all different forms, but this definitely lands. I’ll be sharing this one with my kids as it’s a perfect illustration of how it unfolds.

Marcial Cuquerella

@McuquerellaOct 25

Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado

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OrangeMaxxing FreddyG

@OrangeFreddyGOct 24

It’s like the world was experiencing a meme shortage so the universe sent us a bunch all at once

@JesskaPizzleOct 23

Bruh lol

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🚨 Trump on people suffering at the pump from high gas prices: "I don't give a damn. I'm gonna say it. We're making a freaking fortune."

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Sujay@WeirdlyHungryOct 24

The absolute juxtaposition of this video against the women on the H3 subreddit saying I can’t believe this man is a piece of shit my entire life is a lie.

venomynora #SaveMassEffect@venomynoraOct 24

Joji’s reaction to when Ethan say that every man wants to R*pe women is permanently burned into my mind.

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aimée 🇮🇪🇵🇸@sapphyreblayzeOct 24

You can pinpoint the exact second he decides he needs to go all in on his music career and get the fuck away from these people

venomynora #SaveMassEffect@venomynoraOct 24

Joji’s reaction to when Ethan say that every man wants to R*pe women is permanently burned into my mind.

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Cosmic Dude@HorizonAeroKSPOct 24

The sun is PLASMA, not FIRE. Elementary school shit btw.

@BrockRiddickIFBOct 23

Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The Sun is not fire requiring oxygen for combustion. It is plasma powered by nuclear fusion, which does not need oxygen. starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/StarChild… iflscience.com/people-are-ask… wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/201…

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robbie :)💫@soapijabroniOct 24

femcellord@femcellordOct 24

No. You don't deserve to be fucked by my legendary penis.

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BUCKLEY 🐞@buckorooniOct 24

the gang

Rough Sketch Love

@Meloney001Oct 23

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homosexual trastornadon't 4.0@_homo_trastoOct 24

@arts_jpgOct 23

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Steve the Douglas squirrel@evilsteveveOct 24

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@Trendora2211Oct 22

The booeing was crazy there 😭

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@nostalgiaaOct 22

Spongebob (1999)

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This is how crypto works since 2024🤣

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Daniel Schultz🟧@DanielS42245695Oct 23

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mayo@ButtTonguerOct 23

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@wyakyro_Oct 23

She has seen both Hitler and Lil Pump in her lifetime

Lil Pump performing Gucci Gang for his grandma’s 90th birthday (2024)

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@lostingangliaOct 22

A God who did not know Mustard seed was not the smallest seed 😂

@trad_west_Oct 22

The Lord’s prayer in the language Jesus spoke, prayed by Jim Caviezel

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