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The Blue Torch retweeted
History will look back at these three oxygen wasting cocksplats™️ as a stain on humanity that no amount of whitewashing, propaganda or fucking lies will ever erase. May they spend eternity in the hell they’ve inflicted on others.
The Blue Torch retweeted
Hey folks, it’s only a matter of time before he’s gonna talk about sucking a big fat cock. Stay tuned.
The Blue Torch retweeted
Calling Vladimir Putin a humanitarian is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a five-star chef.
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"Russia has been fine on Ukraine. They haven't been doing much."
F*ck off donald!
Trump: "Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine. They haven't been doing much."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump's remarks were made the same day Russia conducted a drone strike killing six civilians including children in a Kharkiv region park, plus missile and energy infrastructure attacks leaving hundreds of thousands without power.
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The Blue Torch retweeted
BREAKING: TRUMP BELIEVES PUTIN KILLING TODDLERS IN THEIR STROLLERS IN UKRAINE IS FINE
Trump: "Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine. They haven't been doing much."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Trump's remarks were made the same day Russia conducted a drone strike killing six civilians including children in a Kharkiv region park, plus missile and energy infrastructure attacks leaving hundreds of thousands without power.
kyivindependent.com/what-russias-d…
kyivindependent.com/russian-drone-…
kyivindependent.com/russia-strikes…
The Blue Torch retweeted
Trump: “I want Zelensky to stop.”
Zelensky: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of another Russian data center exploding, you traitorous fucking weasel.”
🔥🔥🔥💀
The Blue Torch retweeted
Anyone else find it super fucking weird how Trump's press secretaries all look like Ivanka? 🤔
The Blue Torch retweeted
We should be getting our diesel from an ally like Canada.
Not Vladimir Putin's Russia.
The Blue Torch retweeted
😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬
Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka
Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
The Blue Torch retweeted
Trump’s epic journey to his helicopter: three wrong turns, two unexplained detours, a brief expedition into uncharted territory, and one orange Roomba desperately trying to reconnect with its charging station.
The Blue Torch retweeted
“CANADA STANDS WITH UKRAINE. YOU STAND WITH PUTIN. SLAVA UKRAINI, BITCH!” 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
The Blue Torch retweeted
Who else still stands firmly with Ukraine and Canada, no matter how much propaganda, how many diesel deals, or how many tariffs Trump throws their way?