@_VNSR

Big Dawg for @harmredscene. likes to argue

Joined March 2021
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You ever have someone say something so just out of line and just got to let it go bc man that’s been my day
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one day the anemia and low iron and smoking and instant noodles will catch up to me and ill just straight up Die
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Ryan: out of office Me: so by the way I know you’re out of office but i need this and that and I’m buying this but I bought that yesterday btw
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A light meal does not exist to me, we having crab legs with lemon pepper butter for lunch
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No babe you can come over still that’s just my 80 boxes of Narcan on my couch
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Had a girl call out because she has “runny poops” I too have runny poops and I come to work but I respect the reason
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fab@tenetationsOct 22
asking my pilots if they saw The Rehearsal Season 2 so I feel safer
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Nathan: 10 monkeys were jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Now there are 9 monkeys jumping on the bed. Do you get it? Holmes: is it like, cause the monkeys should be asleep? Nathan: it’s a cautionary tale Holmes: oh I didn’t get it Billy: turn the cameras off
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Big fan of today where Vanessa and I just didn’t feel like it and we took a nap on the couch together
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Ow!!!
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Alright the gift I got for my birthday today was a black eye thank you @movementsCA 🙏
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Concerts are like a pissing contest of who can hold their phone in the air the highest to get a video
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“Schizoposting in my head” “Dear I think it’s just called a thought”
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Best turkey sandwich tho
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@ProofofMaroOct 19
You can’t say Elizabeth Holmes has Stockholm syndrome because she never sold stock
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I really liked the idea that went around that Nathan fielder orchestrated boy throb when really he orchestrated something more evil than a boy band in velvet tracksuits
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The last time I actually looked at a calendar date it was the 12th how is today the 18th
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Have you drank your grandsons pee
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I wish the theaters that have you can see everything weren’t an hour away because I feel like I need to go back I need it again wtf
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*slight* spoiler but i’m pretty sure elizabeth holmes references this in you can see everything and i was the only person in my theater that laughed
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