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ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇʟʏ ᴄᴜʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ.

Joined September 2023
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That awkward moment when you finish a 10-minutes argument only to realize you were both saying the exact same thing.
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That awkward moment when you finish a 10-minutes argument only to realize you were both saying the exact same thing.
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sᴀᴍsᴏɴ ✰@__Curated_Nov 2
Looking back at the person I used to be when I was completely in love.
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Looking back at the person I used to be when I was completely in love.
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BigFave@fave_eze1Nov 1
saw her again and realized the feeling never died
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Joestar⭐️
@Joe_star6Nov 2
Universities adding 2 hours gap between classes just to waste your entire day
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@litteralyme0Nov 1
How it feels to wake up for uni just for attendance
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“My phone screen brightness when I open it at 3:00AM:” FLASHBANG OUT.
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Person that invented “I will get back to you” saved us from so many impromptu decisions.
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The stage for another big occasion. 🎬
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i’m not where i want to be financially, but God sees my heart (and my account balance, unfortunately).
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Every day I wake up and realize my lifestyle expectations and my current financial reality are not speaking to each other.
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I’ll tell myself “you only live once”and purchase something that will make me suffer for the next 3 weeks.
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At this point, the sun isn’t even shining,it’s personally attacking us.
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Next up: Arsenal at Anfield 🏟️
A graphic showing Alexander Isak next to text: Sunday 1st November NEXT MATCH 16:30, with LFC and Arsenal crests and Anfield written in text - with a background image of Anfield.

ALT A graphic showing Alexander Isak next to text: Sunday 1st November NEXT MATCH 16:30, with LFC and Arsenal crests and Anfield written in text - with a background image of Anfield.

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My bank account looking at my lifestyle like “who be this guy contextually”?
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Buying a bag of pure water, carrying it upstairs,and discovering 5 of the sachets have burst and sucked with the rest.
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What’s something you bought that immediately made you think, "Yeah, I’m never getting this money back"?
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What’s something you bought that immediately made you think, "Yeah, I’m never getting this money back"?
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@FabrizioRomanoOct 28
🔴🍿 Liverpool beat Chelsea on penalties and qualify to the next Carabao Cup round! Chelsea are out. Who’s been your Man of the Match?
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Once I reply your text with “lol”, just know the conversation has entered emergency resuscitation
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