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I don't know what I'm doing with my life 🤷

Joined June 2012
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stop making shows about teenagers. I want to watch people in their thirties trying to find love, buy an apartment, and survive an existential crisis.
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I don’t want an apology. I want you to experience the exact same situation you put me in so I can see if you still think that shit was ok
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i love being home, in oversized clothes, looking ugly in peace.
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I love when you stop liking a man and realize he was literally just a man and the only thing that made him special was your feelings for him
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but does the flow wanna go w me
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Goodmorning, where do you get that stuff you put on a napkin that make people pass out from?
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everything used to be $20 and now that i finally have $20 everything is $200
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after you finished talking shit about me did your life get any better or are you still a miserable fuck
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The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
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If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..
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Men really think if you liked them once , you will like them forever. Babe I don’t even like the version of me that liked you .
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“you dodged a bullet” it actually went through my heart unbearably slow
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If Muslims, in this era right now, aren't responsible for 9/11, how the fuck am I responsible for slaves over 200 years ago? Fuck off with that shit, you can't be that retarded.
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Queimavam bruxas, mas de alguma forma ainda discutimos o que fazer com pedófilos
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the right person will study you like a language they want to be fluent in
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all my bills paid! time to enjoy this $14.55
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"Eu entendo" NÃO significa que eu CONCORDO.
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u can start again, like the sun does every morning
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The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and eaten children and babies and it DIDN’T stop the world dead in it’s tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.
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fuck you
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