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stop making shows about teenagers. I want to watch people in their thirties trying to find love, buy an apartment, and survive an existential crisis.
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I don’t want an apology. I want you to experience the exact same situation you put me in so I can see if you still think that shit was ok
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Goodmorning, where do you get that stuff you put on a napkin that make people pass out from?
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The invention of backup cameras making men no longer required to do that thing where they reach their arm behind the passenger seat while they turn around to look is declining the birth rate
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If women don’t lower their standards soon, they’ll die alone in their clean homes, with their regulated nervous systems, balanced PH, clean toilets, friends that support them, & a peace like no other. They better chill..
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Men really think if you liked them once , you will like them forever. Babe I don’t even like the version of me that liked you .
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The fact that the Epstein class was revealed to have killed, raped, and eaten children and babies and it DIDN’T stop the world dead in it’s tracks and create a sense of urgency to remove the current administration is beyond me.




















