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This might be the best sentence ever constructed
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Conan's favorite guest of all time
Norm MacDonald
Telling a joke as only Norm could
The infamous moth joke
Much like the Aristocrats, this joke is told my many comedians but no-one has ever told it the Norm does
This is the Norm MacDonald holy grail as the Aristocrats was Gilbert Gottfried's
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1. tina fey is the funniest person alive
2. she is the only person alive who can make lorne michaels guffaw and yall think he’s gonna give snl to someone ELSE?!?!
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The death penalty is inadmissible because it is an attack on the inviolability and dignity of the person. The common good can be safeguarded and the requirements of justice can be met without recourse to capital punishment: effective systems of detention have been developed that protect citizens while at the same time do not completely deprive those who are guilty of the possibility of redemption. #NoDeathPenalty
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Historian of fascism here. This is an escalation of an attempt to normalize extreme violence, ritualize violence, militarize the country, and make violence entertaining so when they ask you to commit violence in their name, you will be ready.
Trump & Hegseth aren't just proposing to livestream an execution for people who want to watch.
They're proposing to broadcast a man being shot to death, even if deserved by our system, and even if you agree with this version of the death penalty, knowing that the footage will be clipped, shared, and pushed into social media feeds.
Including those of our children. The gruesome image will be everywhere.
Parents will have virtually no control over whether their kids see it. Once those images are released, there is no taking them back.
Hope all the parents in the Trump Admin are cool with that.
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I would not say it’s about age but as you get older you eventually realize that there is no man behind the curtain. There are no adults in the room. The first time you make a decision that matters in an institutional context you see it
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A majestic Lufthansa Airbus A380 performs a wing wave after takeoff for the spotters.
🎥- maviation_yt
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Excellent news. Hold them to it: cut off all public services to the village, deny them free access to the NHS, set up complicated import/export rules for them, take their passports, and suspend their use of the Pound. Then let's see how important "small boats" are to them, hey?
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Real estate magnate Donald Trump calls into UPN 9 News in New York City.
When they ask if his tower on 40 Wall Street has been damaged by the attacks, he brags that it used to be the second tallest skyscraper in downtown Manhattan before the collapse of the World Trade Center, and now it’s the tallest building again.
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In a Scottish football match tonight match officials disallowed a goal for offside using a frame in which you CANNOT see the ball & disallowed another goal for offside via VAR when VAR couldn’t draw the lines & then IGNORED the on field decision & re-refereed the incident!!!!
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A flight school in Minnesota, the Pan Am Academy, alerts the FBI that some students who took classes on immigrant visas have been asking “suspicious questions” about low-altitude, high-velocity flight.
One student, Zacarias Moussaoui, keeps asking how to fly a plane, but insists that he doesn’t need to know how to take off and land. Moussaoui is arrested.





























