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life is beautiful, accept the good and bad as being beautiful.

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As someone who has tried all sorts of fortune-telling, I’ve finally come to truly grasp the saying: "Fortune-telling just conjures up ghosts" :)))))
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carry your billing go where you dey moan.
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A lot of married women are secretly sleeping with men they meet at the gym.
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Sure bro, The human race.
"One race the human race"
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So if a man can’t control himself that’s a woman’s fault? Interesting 💔
In Islam, if a woman wears perfume and men can smell her fragrance, she has committed adultery.
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There's a plan to keep the black man from rising above who he is today, and we must break that chain.
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Muslim men are perverts.
So if a man can’t control himself that’s a woman’s fault? Interesting 💔
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you won’t realize how fucked up your life is until you stop masturbating
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why everybody broke this period?
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Reason why religion is a tool to fool you all.. if really Allah exists he wouldn't have had the chance to say all this trash.
I am grateful to Almighty Allah for the privilege of performing Umrah here in Saudi Arabia. This is a deeply spiritual moment for me, and an opportunity to offer prayers for our beloved country, Nigeria, and all our people. May Almighty Allah accept our prayers and supplications, grant our nation lasting peace, strengthen our unity, protect our people, and bless our collective efforts to build a more prosperous Nigeria. May He grant us wisdom and strength in the service of our nation and accept our Ibadah. Ameen.
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The most honest conversations always happen either past midnight or inside a parked car
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Hollywood in their fashion made a propaganda movie about covertly invading North Korea n eliminating their leader. Average Nigerian will say it's just a movie, it's not that deep... Of cos the average Nigerian graduate that completed the full process of brainwashing n IQ reduction under Nigerian Educational system, lack survival instinct n everything gats be cruise in a world run by arms n might. North Korean govt publicly condemn the film in UN n called it an act of war if released. It didn't end there, North Korean hackers hacked the entire Sony database, leaked staffs infos n disrupted Sony entire production for the year 2014 which forced them to halt official release of the movie n apologized. That's not all, They also threatened a 9/11 style attack on America if they release the film. That's a message n example of how they value their Heroes. But yeah, it's not that deep n a PR blunder You watch a broadcast station sell the impression that the man who defeated Western imperialism n saved his people from pedophiles n child eaters is a dictator n to you, it's not that deep. Imperialism tests a country for what they can take n slowly dismantle every dignity a country has before it enslaves everyone in it. Look at Nigeria, they interfere n rig your elections, "it's not that deep" They install a drug dealer n remove fuel subsidy... "It's not that deep" They privatise your national assets "it's not that deep" Oh, no outrage? Remove electricity, education n healthcare subsidy... Introduce telecom tax, increase VAT, cut govt spending on pension, healthcare, etc. Sign over your minerals n ports n health data, they take everything cos after all "It's not that deep" ZERO SURVIVAL INSTINCT with a touch of brighter grammar we can't translate to our local dialect without stuttering😭😭
I defend China all day on my page, but this Mbappé dictator meme incident will go down in history as China's biggest PR blunder of all time. Mbappé never explicitly called Mao Zedong a dictator. The meme was birthed on the internet, and I can bet my ass that Mbappé does not even know who Mao Zedong is, let alone his significance to the Communist revolution in China. He simply assumed the person they superimposed his face onto was a dictator, hence the phrase "Chinese dictator." To those of us on the Left who are doubling down to defend China's reaction as justified: please stop it, it is embarrassing. China committed a massive PR blunder here, and there are no two ways about it.
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I just received this message from STRIPE. Did anyone receive the same? Is it advisable to proceed with the process? Is there anything to consider in the process?
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Husband and wife went to the hospital and did some tests. Wife is pregnant and HIV positive but husband is negative. How doctor wan take break this news now?
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students bro, these are students, I mean youths not old heads 😂😂😂 all of una one by one una go dey live from hand to mouth.
Ogbomoso Agog as LAUTECH Students Hold PBAT Again NELFUND Gratitude Walk.
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I want to be financially comfortable enough to become everybody's favourite emergency contact.
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CONTENTMENT IS A HINDRANCE TO EXPANSION
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Then you also left all the small chops for those at the table because you felt food was coming To make it worse, they did have your brand of your beer so you settled for bottle water😭😭
The ability to control tears when food doesn't reach you in a party is the highest form of maturity...
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You have been stirring something in me lately and I can’t hide it anymore, I want you to be mine🥹.
Yeah, wsgg?🌚🙂‍↕️
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Ex ray can see your bone MRI can see your brain Ultra sound can see a baby in the womb But no machine can run my prostate examination. Doctor will have to finger my butt to carry out the test. 😒 I am not doing please. I will rather die like a warrior than let anything go inside my yansh
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