I’m the niche, real me is on probation, relatable everyday chaos & corporate suffering. Documenting life with jokes, lessons & perspective IG-@__daps.o

London🇬🇧
Joined August 2011
love yourself enough to choose a kind partner
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To this day, I still don’t know why DJ Khaled posted this 😭
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how I feel after having a shave😭
This is how deer, elk and other cervids naturally shed their antlers each year to make way for new ones.
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That he’s “not like us”
Drake turns 40 today What will he be remembered for?
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When the gbedu don enter body, I go spray you the money onyoma
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Back when I was a banger girl now algo dey bang me😭
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I’m in love with a GD🫠
Gold diggers don't go after dinners and flowers, they go after mansions and yachts. Stop calling women gold diggers just because you can't afford pasta and the bare minimum.
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If algorithm brings this to your TL good morning to you💋
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If the algorithm brings this to your tl, what’s your plan for the weekend?
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you just have to dream it
I thought it was a unicorn 😊
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I canNUT
Today is National Nut Day.
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Can you …? Me:
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Okay beef
bitch i’m a cow
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BigDaps retweeted
nigga need his reality to catch up with the shit in his head
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he caught you young😂😂
When I met my ex he was 25, I was 17. I was 20 when I left him. He then admitted that my age & lack of experience was his main reason for pursuing me cuz he wanted to "mold" me into the woman he wanted. They know exactly what they're doing when going after 18-20y/olds.
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I believe
$1m before 30.
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Now I have to do what I’m supposed to do.
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