Jillmasterjay.

White girl with (somewhat) funny colored hair and a nose ring here, the planet making you sad is earth. That is all.

People will claim working in a bar is a lot like a daycare, but when you ask a little kid to not eat that dead bug they found, they won't tell you, that you're being hostile. That's the tweet.

Sometimes I think about where I was 5 years ago and where I'm currently at today, and I don't ever think my mind will not be blown. I guess that's the ironic thing about addiction and recovery.🤷🏻‍♀️

Since a corpse has more rights than I do over my own body, do I still have to pay taxes?

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home damnit.

My big 3😂😂

He can do the first crimes😂

If ya boof it, it's free.

I was told my John Waters air freshener smells like a diaper, a violent one (not deep violet like it says) & my response was atleast it's not month old Penn Station fries combined with gutter dudes safety meetings in the car? #ihateithere😂

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