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Bermuda
Joined March 2019
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Replying to @callherLoca
Well, men are nice but money won’t leave me 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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I really hate office lights sometimes, can we work with the lights off or down pleeeease
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go get the moon & bring it to me
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buying me ice cream is another way of saying you love me and can’t live without me.
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As a reckless spender , I’m here to tell you that the money always comes back 🙂‍↕️
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I told the universe I needed passionfruit puree for a drink. It sent me 7 passionfruit and counting on our plant ☺️ (won’t be ready in time but it’s the thought that counts)
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First lunatic in my bloodline to be self aware
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diva pq se eu fosse mãe eu seria a rapunzel e os meus filhos o lagarto
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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Courthouse wedding & extravagant honeymoon. Yes.
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my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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me looking at the ice cream options for 10 minutes just to choose the same one as always
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Is this REALLY the weather all you summer haters wanted?!
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We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.
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loved. seen. considered.
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i can’t wait to make my husband lunch
My girl get up at 5am every morning & make my lunch. Why would I even “lol” a bitch
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Guyysssss I kinda miss being important at my last job 😭 but am lovinggggg not being stressed at my new job! 😭
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i love to get in the bed and lay the fuck down
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Unfortunately me.
So who’s funding your lifestyle?
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The fake urgency in corporate is one of the worst things humans have invented. We’re not doctors, firefighters, or bomb disposal experts. We work in spreadsheets and attend meetings. Nobody needs a response within the hour.
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Did summer just end? Yes Am I ready for it to be summer again? Also yes.
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my type is whoever knows how lucky they are to have me
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