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Joined October 2013
I could cry! @zedsdead ❤️
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it’s the damn phones
What the fuck is wrong with everyone.
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she's not texting back because she's digging in her butt
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phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape
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When I blow the bathroom up and open the door & it’s someone right there waiting to use it after me.
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The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...
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"people you may know" & it's someone i'd set on fire
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I wish I was here
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where is XXYYXX
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Replying to @blackveraldo
and then lose game 7
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taking Adderall before arguing with her
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BDSM (Bread Dipped in Soup Mmmm)
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Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance
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When you try to stop smoking weed:
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i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill
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Y’all remember when Instagram actually had an end? You’d see “You’re all caught up” and just close the app.
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you odyssey deez nutz
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GENTE OLHA Q COISA MAIS DO LINDA
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having pets is so cool bc they watch u crash out and are super chill about it
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i hope his laptop is charged
Justin Bieber will perform at the World Cup final halftime show on July 19th.
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Great week to be a zeds dead fan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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