उसूलों पर जहां आंच आये टकराना ज़रूरी है. जो जिन्दा हों तो फ़िर जिंदा नज़र आना ज़रूरी है - वसीम बरेलवी. सत्यमेव जयते.

Joined November 2020
that one celebrity couple on my tl
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Rage-bait on Twitter
My cousin got laid off today and doesn’t feel like going back to a corporate job. What can he do to earn ₹1.5L/month?
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I love my country
RTI just disclosed that government gave the case of investigating Gyanesh Kumar to Gyanesh kumar himself. Masterstroke
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The greatest betrayal is not what someone did to you, it’s how long you abandoned yourself to keep them.
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It's sweet. InshAllah may India soon see the day when almost all Indians can afford air travel. But for that we have to do a lot of work. Step one starts with getting rid of the bhadwas in power. Modi, BJP and RSS.
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Lots of love to fathers, yes?
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I love this guy bro 😭🙏
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Sir usko majboori bolte hai - hum Europe woh hi lifestyle enjoy karne chhuti pe jaate hai - not the other way around
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Anand. This also was perhaps Johnny Walker's most memorable performance in a high-profile Hindi film. He generally played the comedian, who's only role was delivering gags in that trademark quirky voice of his. But in Anand, his role, while remaining that of a laugh provider, had astonishing depth. He remains the only person who turns Anand's "Murari Lal" joke on him, and also provides one of the most memorable scenes of the film, when on learning of Anand's impending demise, he still goes to meet him and instead of being mournful, banters with him plafyully, teasing him on how he is beating him to taking the curtain, Once he leaves the room, he breaks down inconsolably. What a film. What an actor.
Amitabh Bachchan with Johnny Walker in this film scene. Can you guess this movie?
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Virtue Signalling out of touch with Reality Boomer got schooled by a New Age Free Spirited Millennial ft @Ashneer_Grover
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I have the right husband material to you
I would marry a gay man, but never a Congress or CJP supporter.🙂🙏
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Another Banger by Grover Saab
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Sir usko majboori bolte hai - hum Europe woh hi lifestyle enjoy karne chhuti pe jaate hai - not the other way around
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Evidence number 212344 that "whataboutery kay chodey" har kaum aur religion mein hotey hain. Clearly this dumbass hasn't read a single tweet of mine. 😂😂😂
Secular Hindu & Hindu naamwaale sirf Constitution (it also rhymes with prostitution) ki bakchodi karte. Usko actual mein colonial times mein Britishers jeete the.
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Another thing about hard work. There are only 2 situations where (very) hard work is healthy. 1. External incentives. Stock options, stake in company, good salary, taking care of employees. It's not a coincidence that the hardest I worked, most committed was for a company that paid me very well and treated me well. 2. Internal motivation. Something you badly want to do yourself. You are passionate. Another place I worked just as hard was my own project/company. Working hard and long hours because you feel obligated or are doing it for salary is not a good place to be, it's not healthy.
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Sir usko majboori bolte hai - hum Europe woh hi lifestyle enjoy karne chhuti pe jaate hai - not the other way around
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Me and my brother in law are quite different as people. But we get along very well for few important reasons. We both like the same movies. Masala entertainers, south Indian types. We both are software engineers and genuinely enjoy talking about it. We both love spicy food. We are both taklus. But most important reason, both of us are scared of my sister. 😂😂😂😂
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We’d closed this fundraiser due to the backlash from the Sanghis and a false smear campaign on Reddit. I’d like to believe my comrades on the internet don’t just preach kindness but put some of it in action too. Should you need further information please DM we have lots of proof to help you understand the veracity of the matter.
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Muslims sirf Ummah ki bakchodi karte hain. Usko actual mein jeete Jews aur Sikhs hain ...!!!
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To be fair, Jews and Muslims are far, far smaller groups. Muslims are 2 billion.
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Dude, I have no problem with people talking in favor of Congress. I personally like many Congressis. Quite a few are my friends. Great people. I don't even have any problem with people talking shit about AK and AAP. They are political party, aadat hain humko gaali ki. No issues. Two things I can't tolerate. One is coming on *my timeline* and shitting on AAP and AK. Apni timeline pe karo na. And below the belt shit attacks on Abhijit Dipke that many Congressis have done. And even on my TL, I have never blocked anyone for valid and good faith criticism of AAP and AK and CJP and Dipke. Many Muslims have, many Punjabis have.
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Bro you like me even though I speak in favour of Congress party.
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Bhai, yeh Indian loog majboori, slavery aur desperation "celebrate" kaise karte hain yaar. KOI NAHI KARTA. KOI BHI NAHI. Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, you know those neighbors Indians points to in order to feel better, woh bhi remotely itne bewakoof nahi hain. PS: Yeh Goenka Narayan Murthy ki najaayaz aulaad hain kya?
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Sir usko majboori bolte hai - hum Europe woh hi lifestyle enjoy karne chhuti pe jaate hai - not the other way around
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