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The fact that they feel so threatened by us simply stating the English have a right to exist tells you everything about their goals.
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I wonder how the salmon interpret this mentally
Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon
they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7
the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them
as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon
the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off
but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon
so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day:
> two cameras watch every salmon that swims past
> AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse
> then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away
> the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead
we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
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Russell Brand receiving 10.5 years is interesting because that’s 10.5 years longer than the Afghan “refugee” who stabbed Wayne Broadhurst 14 times to death.
Yes, you read that right.
Mad how mid they all look
Margaret Qualley, Madelyn Cline, and Sabrina Carpenter for Palantir
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You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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A Kurdish migrant has now been ARRESTED after speaking out.
He told me there were terrorists inside the hotel and people were being held down and forcibly injected with medication that was making them crazy.
As police take him away, he says:
“Al-Shabaab, ISIS inside!”
Ngl this is cool as hell
URGENT : Wilson Joseph, chef du gang 400 Mawozo en Haïti, a été capturé ce soir par les forces militaires du Salvador, à la suite d'une opération nocturne. 🇸🇻 bravo @nayibbukele 👏👏👏
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Holy fuck look at those teeth
Britain has agreed to pay into European Union development schemes as the price for rejoining the bloc’s electricity market, according to a draft text seen by The Telegraph.
Taxpayer money will be funnelled into projects to build roads, airports and green energy facilities across the bloc’s poorer member states under the plan.
In exchange, British energy companies will be allowed to trade freely in the EU’s single market for electricity.
🔗 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…
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"You can't judge someone by their appearance" was such a massive psyop we were fed as kids. Like bro you literally can. The cover of the book tells you what's in the fucking book lol





































