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ayo what up

Joined June 2024
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President Biden: "I'm heading to do something that should have been done a long time ago; to make a formal apology to the Indian Nations for the way we treated their children for so many years. That's why I'm heading west."
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No one tells you this but when you go there you can see the shoes are held up on a slope to make it look like there’s more underneath
Je suis allée visiter Auschwitz, une ambiance bien pesante qui nous rappelle qu’il y a pire dans la vie 🫠
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The fact that they feel so threatened by us simply stating the English have a right to exist tells you everything about their goals.
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Imagine we see a steam alternative in the future and they call it “Stream” or something lol
NOOOOO GABE NOOOOOO!
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I wonder how the salmon interpret this mentally
Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7 the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day: > two cameras watch every salmon that swims past > AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse > then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away > the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
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Russell Brand receiving 10.5 years is interesting because that’s 10.5 years longer than the Afghan “refugee” who stabbed Wayne Broadhurst 14 times to death. Yes, you read that right.
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>be china >leader looks like winnie the pooh >use "honeypot" schemes
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What is the charge? A succulent Chinese meal?
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Mad how mid they all look
Margaret Qualley, Madelyn Cline, and Sabrina Carpenter for Palantir
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image is a real photo from the set of Sabrina Carpenter's "House Tour" music video (featuring Qualley and Cline), edited to add Palantir branding. @PalantirLetter states all posts are strictly satire. instyle.com/sabrina-carpen… variety.com/2026/music/new… instagram.com/p/DWzKMAymBSr/ instagram.com/p/DZfgdIOFhAJ/
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Notice how he turned his PS5 on but didn’t play any games
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Blorg retweeted
You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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A Kurdish migrant has now been ARRESTED after speaking out. He told me there were terrorists inside the hotel and people were being held down and forcibly injected with medication that was making them crazy. As police take him away, he says: “Al-Shabaab, ISIS inside!”
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Ngl this is cool as hell
URGENT : Wilson Joseph, chef du gang 400 Mawozo en Haïti, a été capturé ce soir par les forces militaires du Salvador, à la suite d'une opération nocturne. 🇸🇻 bravo @nayibbukele 👏👏👏
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They talk about us with such distain yet refuse to live amongst their own
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Holy fuck look at those teeth
Britain has agreed to pay into European Union development schemes as the price for rejoining the bloc’s electricity market, according to a draft text seen by The Telegraph. Taxpayer money will be funnelled into projects to build roads, airports and green energy facilities across the bloc’s poorer member states under the plan. In exchange, British energy companies will be allowed to trade freely in the EU’s single market for electricity. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…
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"You can't judge someone by their appearance" was such a massive psyop we were fed as kids. Like bro you literally can. The cover of the book tells you what's in the fucking book lol
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I never really understood the BLM motto of “Silence is violence” but when I overheard two black woman at the movie theatre it kinda clicked for me
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They’re calling it the most Muslim tweet of all time
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Wild thing to post honestly
A 12 y/o said she thought I was handsome
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Was that Hitler?
Rip Sir Patrick Stewart
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