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Positive Vibing Aries | Humor and Comedy Sommelier | Cinephile | Movies and Shows Critic | You can kidnap me with exquisite food | 1914 🌙

Where The Food At
Joined June 2025
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If you get a random follow from me; just gone and follow back. I ain’t got time to explain; you won’t regret these -dad- jokes. “Give it to me now, give it to me now,” 😂😂😂
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We out‼️ 😎😎😎
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Good morning, you beautiful people you! I hope this Friday is radiant one for you! Friday's Fun: I was moaning in English and Español in my wife's ears last night and this morning -off that tequila- since we in Cancun... 😌😌🤣
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Felt handsome tonight... Not deleting... 😌😌😌
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Niggas -gender and racial neutral- get your passports. You never know when you'll want to take a trip, with or without friends.
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Gonna drop this in a bowl here in the airport and do a face bath 🤣🤣🤣
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Good morning, you wandrous people! I hope your Thursday is a sunny one! Thursday's Trip: Me and the wife making a travel to Cancun‼️ Vacation here we come‼️
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New addition to my collection‼️ "The Devils Workshop" 🦇🦇🦇 #DC #Comics #AbsoluteBatman #AbsoluteJoker
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Someone summoned Shenron..
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Honestly, Publix is undefeated in the sandwich realm 🔥🔥🔥
I’m craving a stacked sandwich. I’m headed straight to @Publix when I get off work.
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And maybe you’re single because outside of talking sexual with a person you can’t keep a conversation going.
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When did these start dropping? 👀👀🤣
It's testicle Tuesday
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Between her and Kelly Rowland... Is me... 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
Gina Torres in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, 1999.
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Which Movie Have You Seen More Than 10 Times
Which Movie Have You Seen More Than 10 Times
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You’re an acquired taste. And there’s nothing wrong with that.
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Good morning☀️! Get out and vote!! Have a great day!!
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I did this one time on my past account and I was bewildered but my new account seems well mannered 🤣🤣🤣
I’m finding out I’m blocked by people in such an odd way, I’m scrolling the comments and seeing random folks that have me blocked
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Don't touch my food‼️ 🤣🤣🤣
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Good morning, you political people! I hope your day is a studious one. Tuesday's Testimony: I voted. ✔️✔️✔️
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In this particular instance, I'm glad they didn't put Tony against him. Marvel had the chance to go a culturally rich route and it was successful. Throwing Tony in there wouldn't have moved the needle for Marvel, in my opinion.
Am I the only one who's disappointed he didn't fight Tony Stark? He's Iron Man's fucking arch-nemesis! Respectfully iron man is getting folded by this version of the mandarin
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As a born African... Rice will always be married to me, while Pasta is fuckable, and potatoes I'd kill off. 😌😌😌
Fuck, Marry, Kill Pasta Rice Potatoes
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