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If you're here to find something to justify being mad at me, I kick babies for fun. There, you're free, you can go now.

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Joined June 2023
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Boba tea is not named after big breasts
‘Boba’ as in ‘boba tea’ comes from ‘bō ba’ which is Hong Kong slang for a big female breast, referencing the large tapioca pearls in the drink.
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TBH this one is a shit in the dark but I suspect this is more of a backdated reference and not the true etymology
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All the discussion over the localisation of Helio's lines is just a psyop to distract us from the real issues
📖 One-Panel Comic 📖 Daitaku Helios Vocab Lesson ✨ #Umamusume
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Probably my wife tbh
Straight guys... genuine question: What’s the biggest thing holding you back from dating a trans woman? Is it society’s misconception that dating a trans woman somehow makes you less straight, and the fear of being judged for it? Or is it something else?
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"you can't just reduce people to numbers" whoa people are really going to freak out when they hear about voting
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(FWIW I have no particular objection the the idea that quantitative analysis is clearly insufficient to fully understand the world around us, it's just that the same is probably true of qualitative)
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🫡 what an absolute chad 🫡
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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If you are disgusted by degenerate EAs who think humans have different values and want to fight back there's an amazing charity that is the one of the most effective to save a human life and doesn't discriminate. Please consider donating! againstmalaria.com
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The excerpt is from Dario Amodei's 2010 GiveWell guest post as a Princeton physics grad student; he donated the $10k to VillageReach (child vaccines) and described the critical analysis as emotionally taxing. blog.givewell.org/2010/06/03/my-… nytimes.com/2026/11/05/tec…
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my unsolicited advice to men is always wipe down the seat when you need to take a dump in a public toilet. cleans the seat, but also a good ritual to ensure there's paper before you commit.
my unsolicited advice to men is have casual sex until you realize that it's not worth it
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This is like when you bet against your favourite sports team so you win either way
Not even 24 hrs into Blexas 😭😭😭
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Never forget who brought you here
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Yeah, you guys don't realise what ultra sexy irresistible guys like myself put up with!
Ok lads: imagine you aren’t horny at all. Not even slightly. You’re busy fixing a shelf or ironing your suit or watching your favourite TV show. Zero sexy feelings. Your girlfriend sighs loudly and goes “can we have sex now” in whingy voice and then grabs your ass. She then sulks and starts whining when you aren’t instantly aroused and into it and starts saying you haven’t had sex for 3 days. Annoying? Not very sexy? GOOD YOU UNDERSTAND WHY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE INSTA-HORNY BEHAVIOUR IS ANNOYING
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You guys dodged a bullet is all I'm saying
If Republicans win in November I'm posting my penis
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Asked Gemini to flesh out a joke concept I had about programmer sock sorting and it was doing so well until the very end at the punchline where a software engineer called Maya reveals she just buys identical pairs of *black* socks, like c'mon man you were so close.
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Exclusive: Rationalist community rife with rape threats
no more hitpieces. next person to write a hitpiece gets *****ed
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Holy shit no wonder these guys are not getting laid
This is not a meme anymore. It never was. We successfully saved Anakin, and possibly Star Wars itself. This is a monumental zeitgeist victory the likes we’ve not yet seen. Your posting matters. Our posting matters. Never stop. Protect our hero’s. Protect our myths. We will WIN!
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lmao you just like it because it makes you feel special but you're just a crypo-centrist bootlicker like the rest of them
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Do you think the True Crime thing is like war stories but for girls?
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I've never actually seen a woman look good in a Nekopara-inspired slutty catgirl cosplay Halloween costume
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What I find remarkable by these sort of things is that so many people seem to have some sort of sense of a 'natural law' of geographic determinism that trumps considerations of actual people.
I hate argentines but promoting this rethoric you're saying Europe is allowed to have territory in America. Which is incorrect and imperialistic.
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