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@_coldbrewcodes

🦄 Polymorphic Software Engineer

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Joined June 2011
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@notesbyfloatOct 30
If I were a software engineer I would simply leave the bugs out of the codebase. I don’t understand why this isn’t common practice in the industry.
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Beff (e/acc)
@beffjezosNov 1
I hate SF Halloween, what do you mean your the eMudhra private keys from the hack? – at San Francisco, CA
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I appreciate that nobody in Canada knows what time it is
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@h8sqiiiOct 30
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@__soragoto__Oct 25
面试官：你了解 hashMap 吗，能具体讲讲吗 我：那我可太了解了
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half of engineering is sitting in a chair and vividly hallucinating all the ways a device can kill you
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@justaddwatterOct 19
why would i ever use linnux when windows 11 shows me the kung fu panda whenever i try to use powershell
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D 𖣂@MoonlitStepOct 11
normalize not answering the phone when you already know you don’t have the energy for that conversation
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Craig Weiss
@craigweissOct 2
touched grass for the first time. the ui/ux was impressive
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@deloisiveteSep 29
Hey babe, are you adobe acrobat because you are not responding
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@BasiilLeafSep 29
employment arc
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𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮@glooomiiiSep 29
canada is 40% maple syrup, 40% potholes, 20% people saying “yeah no, for sure”
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𝖆@still2cool4uuuuSep 29
why am i getting sleep comms
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nicole domngag'er@alyxiaBewbsSep 27
my gf told me to cum and when i did she said "i didnt say simon says" and started beating me up
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milk 🥛@m1lkmooSep 24
squirted on his face and melted his skin off cuz my entire diet consists of drpepper and redbull
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taylor@WUYANGISTSep 25
ur soulmate IS in an overwatch queue rn log on
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@PlayWarframeJul 11
Introducing Portau, #Warframe's first card-based minigame. Try your luck when the full update launches.
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Josh
@Playwith_Josh17 Aug 2025
I have 3 Steam keys to give away for @DiscountyGame! Repost to enter, winners will be picked on August 21st!
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