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"Let's see messi at 37" Crying馃槶馃槶馃槶
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"Without ronaldo, no one cares about portugal" Without ronaldo, portugal is actually an insane team that plays amazing. Just because you slum dwellers dont care about the team anymore, doesnt mean its gonna effect anything. 90% of ronaldo fans are only online anyways
馃毃| BREAKING : Portugal are reportedly enjoying a huge boost in ticket sales, with fans seemingly more excited to watch the national team now that Cristiano Ronaldo is no longer part of the picture.
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Vote by journalists = rigged Vote by pundits and experts = rigged Vote by players and managers = rigged Vote by retarded from slums of Africa and pakistan = 100% good and real. Ronaldo fans are starting to realise ronaldo is not a top 5 player of all time. Hence why the crying.
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"You dont understand man, footballers dont watch as much football as me. I have more ball knowledge that actual footballers. Even though I have never kicked a ball in my life" The level of ego on messi haters is insane. Low IQ+ massive ego is a dangerous combo
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This is the same guy that claimed messi and argentina are cheaters btw. Learn the basic rules of football first before coming to this app and larping football.
We have less goal difference, why are we still second?
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Im serious are ronaldo fans retarded? >ronaldo shades messi constantly on social media >has his sister shit talk messi > likes hate Instagram posts and comments hate stuff about messi >but his fans expect messi to wish him good luck after he retired just cause he did it ??
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He literally had an entire documentary and had messi losing 2014 wc final as part of it. Why should Messi ever talk about this guy?
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Ronaldo retired and no one gave a fuck about it other than bots online lmao. Not one person IRL mentioned it.
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Ronaldo retired and no one gave a fuck about it other than bots online lmao. Not one person IRL mentioned it.
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They thought they could stop me lmao.
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No one cares who completed the first 100m dash. But people care who is the fastest to complete the 100m dash. Messi will reach 1000 goals in less games than ronaldo. Therefore he is the better goal scorer.
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That one messi goal is worth more than the BS ronaldo hattrick against construction workers. Replace ronaldo in that team with muneeb from pakistan and hed score the 3 tapins too.
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I can't even banter united fans anymore cause they just accept it. "Haha united lost again. Haha, I bet you guys will be relegated" United fans: "yeah man youre right, its best to end it"
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Messi is so good, people that hate him cant explain why
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Only club retarded enough to shit on its legend this badly despite the legend only ever supporting them and talking positively about them is barca fans.
Yamal fans have been so retarded recently, im seeing Chelsea fans and fans of other football clubs calling them out for disrespecting messi. All because they think any barca fan that criticises yamal for poor performances is a messi fan.
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Yamal fans have been so retarded recently, im seeing Chelsea fans and fans of other football clubs calling them out for disrespecting messi. All because they think any barca fan that criticises yamal for poor performances is a messi fan.
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Although I wanted yamal to win it personally (until his fanbase started chmiping out online), kane deserved it too. Harry kane had an amazing year and had an all timer season, also winning a few trophies. Congrats
馃毃 Breaking :Harry Kane wins the 2026 Ballon d鈥橭r
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This worldcup deadass ruined football for me. Wayyy too many retards have become comfortable being retarded online. Messi played for the wrong club. At least he'd be respected if he played in an actual big club
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"Today's era" messis era had prime ramos, pepe, vvj, Roberto Carlos (messi made him eat shit), Barcelona, Ashley Cole, and so many more. Yamal got pocketed by cucurella.....
I am certain that if Messi played in today's era he would've been done worse than Yamal
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Yamal cultists are the worst part of the culer fanbase. They literally suck off madrid. Embarrassing leave my club
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I never wanna hear any "culer" say yamal is better than messi at the same age or better than messi in general. These were the type of games messi won by himself single handedly. Even a 39 year old messi is better than yamal as we saw in the worldcup. Prime yamal wont be able to lace 39 year old messis boots
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