“I have a beating heart! I’m multi-dimensional! I’m a fully-realized creation!”// bookseller, writer, insufferable Washingtonian, occasional standup comic
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The Vermont Pep Band just rattled of the Phineas and Ferb theme song… how can you not love mid-major basketball? @mid_madness
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Hey whaddya know.
ByteDance admits its employees in China inappropriately accessed US user data to track FT journalists located in the US. ft.com/content/e873b98a-9623…
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If someone said this about me, it would be the greatest day of my life
@dieworkwear you deserve this
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People are dunking on Episcopalians for this, but this is an unmitigated victory for us. We got the Catholics (Notre Dame), Presbyterians (the Orange), Methodists (Dook), and Baptists (Wake Forest) to come and bend the knee. We threw holy water at a demon and a devil. We won.
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when he was the head coach at Ole Miss rumors began that he was going to take the same job at Auburn. He said he'd be at Ole Miss for life. “They’ll have to carry me out of here in a pine box,” Tuberville said.
two days later he was announced as the head coach at Auburn.
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when Tuberville was the head coach at Texas Tech he took some recruits out to dinner, during which he got a call from his agent offering the head coach job at Cincinnati.
He went to the bathroom, took the job, then left the restaurant without ever telling the recruits.
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Navalny's wife Yulia at the Munich security conference:
"If it's true, I want Putin, his entourage, Putin's friends and his government to know they will be held responsible for what they have done to our country, my family, and my husband. And that day will come very soon."
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Once again, the @uvmvermont #drone team is assisting our state with #flood response. Images from Route 302 in Orange, VT.
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Hey @elonmusk, first those are not "our" bases. We are hosted by allies who provide access. Also, the graphic you posted is nonsense. We don't have access in more that a few, none in many of the countries you show. Truth matters.
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“he probably watches ted lasso on a VR headset” is like the meanest thing you could say about someone
Tim Cook Claims He Watched 'Ted Lasso' Season 3 Entirely on an Apple Vision Pro VR/AR Headset variety.com/2023/digital/new…
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OPINION | It should be a national embarrassment, worthy of widespread outrage, that Sen. Tommy Tuberville, a former football coach and junior senator from Alabama, can hamstring military promotions for months without severe consequence. trib.al/OCwopXR
